Stab Me In The Balls If I'm Ever Like This, Please.

'When we met, we both knew that we were soul mates....
*2 months later*
We broke up, he accused me of playing with his feelings...'

'I cried and cried, when he broke up with me,
I refused to take his calls but then, finally I answered the phone,
I don't think I've ever cried so much.... '

'I looooooove him....'

Some one stab me in the balls if I'm ever like
this aww heck, nevermind..

Stab me in the balls if I ever write such bloody emo and contradicting posts,
that make no sense whatsoever.

I will go on my knees and worship you.

"
i accepted him despite knowing dat **** was crazy in love with him.....
but ya. their now together."

Really, really.
Emo Teenage posts.

Stab me in the balls if I'm ever like this again.


What's up with whining about love and broken hearts?
Go get a life and mess about instead.

Heheh...
It's been a long time since I've visited some of my peer's blogs.
No wonder, I haven't got such a good laugh recently.

Heheh...

*dramatic gasp*I lost my one true love, I shall never love again,
for I am a man scorned!

It's been a long time since I've laughed till I started tearing.
Well, at least it's been a long time, online.

I laugh my ass off almost everyday in school,
or at least, I'd make a joke that would make everyone fall of their chairs.

I'm a funny asshole, sue me.


LMAO.
Seriously, I would thank you if you'd stabbed me.