Celebrate!

Figuring out where to celebrate birthdays is a headache. I mean, it would be so much better and a lot more fuss free if you were to simply surprise me, or just transfer cash into my bank account.

Or, help me find the love of my life. That would be a lot more appreciated.

Hello World!

I kind of get how war veterans have difficulty adjusting to civilian line after returning from operations. It's been about two weeks since I've been shuttled away to the edge of this country ensuring the safety of the world's leaders and I just can't seem to shake the feeling I need to be ammunition on be on the lookout for nasty nasty terrorists.


Oooh civilisation, let's get reacquainted!

Huzzah!

Once again, I am saved by the wonders of the world through extreme misrepresentation. I am now, free from the angry angry man who wasn't the least bit intrigued by other people and am now a foolish, foolish youth(?) completely at the mercy of whatever magical fancy takes hold of me.

P.S. It has always been a fantasy to be able to shoot at someone while in the service of the nation. I may be disappearing for a couple of weeks, and it is my greatest wish that one such opportunity will arise while I am carrying out whatever orders our glorious armed forces may have for me.

Think well of me, if you do not hear from me again!

A moment of clarity

The past month has been a great big blur of being confounded. If you were to ask me what I have been doing for the past month, I'd probably take about a minute to dust off the cobwebs in the attic that is my cranium struggle to make sense of the fuzzy memories, describe random events not according to any discernible timeline and struggle to comprehend the gibberish that I had just let loose.

Presently simmering in bodily secretions and dirt accumulated over the course of the day, I would have trouble describing my day to you too. I mean, I woke up milled about the house whiling time away, ate, thought about several things that I wanted to do but lacked motivation to and am now here.

Which is why I am very thankful to all the various people who have helped to keep this period of time relatively less insane than it could have been. The many people who for some reason decided-unsolicited- to contact and/or ask me out to experience reality. Awesome people you guys. Even if I don't respond kindly-or even not at all. Thanks.

Thank God For Feminism.

I was watching the Sex and the City movie on HBO and barely into the first hour of the movie I felt like blowing my brains out. The movie showcases some of the best moments of stupidity and entitlement by woman who should be fighting with mid life crises, yet behave like little girls. It's embarrassing watching supposedly smart, intelligent women act completely to the opposite and have it pass off in pop culture as something that young woman should aspire to be like.

Thank god I don't know anyone who watches Sex and the City, murder would be a very bad mark on my record.

Frightened Rabbit!

Phenomenal Hand Clap Band 15 to 20 Video from Darling Department on Vimeo.

I think I might have just lost the last shred of interesting in me along with the past week. It's not been a conscious decision to have the life mysteriously sucked out of me. However, it's been a conscious decision to reinforce to wallow in this miserable puddle of funk. It's kind of weird because I absolutely hate feeling so lackadaisical, hiding away from people like a ninja and probably raising the ire of more than a few people. This is terrible, because as a person I'm unattractive enough to other people couple this with a lack of motivation and magic to pique the interest of people and I can forsee a future where I'm alone and living with my parents when I'm 50.

Help Wanted.

I need to start giving a shit about my life again, soon. I mean, I have been absolutely without energy since being given leave yesterday. Five full days of time off from being a military man and the best I could come up with is to cower at home wasting away in sweat and dust.

I need to start getting excited about doing something soon.