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Monday, October 31, 2005

The Author Unreservedly Retracts And Sexist statements He May Have Made.

That's is, all girls can't be stereotyped.
Although plenty stereotypical girls ARE in existence,
and I do interact with them on most occasions,
I do realise that bitching about them in this blog is wrong.

Because the girls reading this blog are more often than not,
cool and can chill when need be.

And as always, Murphy's law, always in effect, will come and shoot
me in the groin just to prove me wrong when I make fantastically
sweeping statements and over generalizations.

That is, most of the females I know are so fucking cool,
that I don't even realise why I bother with the stereotypes.

That being said, tonight, I go with a smile on may face.
Maybe not tonight, yesterday night or maybe the night before.
Choose one.


But yea, if I ever get to meet up with all the fantastic chicks,
who've been so, well damn fantastic as friends, I swear, I'm going
to snog every single one of yous.

Heheh. That is, if you don't have a big hulking partner who'll
kick my ass immediately after I've done so.

Kaiser Chiefs- Oh My God.
Literally, Oh my god!

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Bloody hell, private numbers are fantastic.
Now, no one knows my house number and I can prank call
as much as I like. Whoo~

Look out, the next time you've got a private number on your caller ID.
Big brother's watching. ( :


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A.C.T.S.
is really starting to kick off. I think there must be at least,
what, I don't know, 5 different bloggers endorsing it! *beams*

Damn, I'm going to have to re-do the manifesto into something more
awe-inducing and get more people to endorse it. I've been putting it
off for 4 months already, and now with the advent of complete
strangers putting the banner on their blogs, damn have I got a reason
to do up A.C.T.S. properly.

In the meantime, show your support for standard English on blogs!
put up this completely AWESOME banner on your blog.
Quick, go do it and I'll be compelled to call you complete awesome
and cool!



2 comments:

Darthsid said...

Noo. You can't!
Whose blog shall I patronize then!?

You cannot leave the ranks of geeky losers, you just can't!

pwnzorz. said...

i am awesome and cool.

-beams