I Am Very, Very, Sad.

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Today, I am very, very sad.
Because people ass-u-me. Assume.
Assuming people are very, very bad.
As the break down of words suggests, it only makes
an ass of you and me.

Especially when I say something as harmless as
'Tonight, I go with a smile on my face.' or just keep quiet
and refuse to make a comment.

People will then get very curious and self righteous, they'd then
begin to speculate and come up with incredibly wild theories as to
your silence, and then make complete asses of everyone with
inaccurate theories.

Like on MSN, this happens when people try to decipher my cryptic
Personal Messages.


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Surprisingly, EVERYONE seems to think that only a girlfriend
can make me 'go with a smile on my face'. I mean, normally for
fornicating Adults, that would be the case, but keep in mind that
I'm 15 and underaged, and besides, I want to keep my self 'pure' for
my wife.

*doe eyes*
Really.


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So the assuming begins

Okay lah, if that's what you think, Who am I to stop you?

You know, it's not really my place to correct you besides,
it's pretty amusing, bantering about my purported relationships.

I'm not obliged to tell you whether or not I have a 'girlfriend'
either, what difference would it make, even if it did eh?
So go on, continue asking.

What, do you think that just by asking me once you're going to
break my silence? Play up to my ego , ask me some more.
Keep on hounding me till I deign to give you an answer, how about
that?



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So you don't feel like hounding? Want to assume?
Okay lor, but don't say I didn't warn you. Since you've chosen
the path of least resistance I won't tell you the truth.

Instead, let's try a little of what I call
'Screw Around To Avoid The Question'
I'll hound you with a barrage of cutesy emoticons, how about that!?

Whooo~!



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See? If you can't convince them you join 'em.
By attempting to confuse and befuddle. Make them question
their sources, confuse them, dive and conquer!

See? See?
Nonsense all around! You type nonsense, I type nonsense,
we ALL type nonsense! Thank goodness my nonsense confuses
people enough to make them stop on MSN-ing.


And just so you know.
I never lie. I can very safely, and without a guilty
conscience say that I have NEVER lied, in recent memory at least.


And just to answer your question; I dunno.
And that, comes with a very specific meaning.
Meaning which I dunno, I have no idea, I have no clue,
shoot you-have-to-clarify-with-someone-else.

That's what 'I Dunno' means.
I have never lied and yes, I dunno.


Truth is, telling the truth is much more
painful then lying. There's so much lying going around
that people simply cannot stand it when you speak the truth.
Take my advice, lie, you'll have a less heavy heart and you'll
live life happier being such an asshole. Being hypocritical,
much less painful.




Lying is presenting a false statement as true, deliberately.
Avoiding the truth isn't lying. Not when I haven't presented
any false statements.