Anyone who knows what D.A.V. means, please comment.
And please don't be a dumb enough dipshit to insult the blog babes,
right after I've posted about the consequences of insulting them.
If you do, I won't be nice.
I promise.
Anti-darthsid:blah, blah, blah. Incomprehensible nonsense.
You stink.. Blah, blah, blah. You suck, this blog sucks... Blah, blah..
sango: actually i agree with anti you...
rubecia: wow another fiend in the fray. i don't know but sango do you smell of
compost beans? i think so!
darthsid: Woot! And just for that, I'm going to name you blog babe of the day!
sango: rubecia: Hey, do you know that I have a dog at home who's also called babe?
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Now if that isn't insinuation, I don't know what is.
Damn, if I'd ever; what insolence, what pride, and what stupidity.
To put it very simply, Never, Ever, Insult any one whom I've
just endorsed.
Especially not the babes.
I'm especially protective of the babes that patronize this blog.
If you do, however, I will not hesitate to retaliate.
Thank you.
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For more on this saga
read this this, and this .
In that order,
start with the posts on Thursday please.
And for unopinionated and unbiased commentary on this whole
issue, may I suggest this?
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And just so,
here's the role call for my personal blog babes (In no particular order):
1.Wulu Pioneering Blog Babe.
Opinions anyone?
2. Pat Simply because she reads this blog and therefore is cool.
3. Geeky Jade Who was also one of the pioneers, for being incredibly indie cool. Nothing spells more sex-ay. Heheh.
4.Ningx. Who's closed down her blog.
5. a crunchy green appleWho's crunchy, maggot less and not green at all. And for being fantastic with words. Sweet. That and she's a bonafide babe, as many would attest to, and hey, she reads this, go figure.
6. Ei|een Fellow lewddite, and a babe nevertheless, simply because she likes Star Wars.
7. Annabella For being cool enough to defend this blog against hordes of mindless idiots, her great artwork and lastly for being a fellow Star Wars Geek.
I'd rather keep in her good books, wouldn't you? Besides, I've been promised a birthday gift. Heheh. Hopefully I'll
get brownie points for kissing up, yea? Heheheh...
8. He Jin For being cool enough to link me up, despite being so wildly popular,
and also for being a one cool babe, yea?
And no, I'm not trying to pick any of them up,
simply because I've called them babes, that's because they are, see?
And besides, the babes in the list are either attached or not looking,
so forget about it, horny teenaged boys I know out there!
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And in conclusion,
if you still insist on there being nothing wrong with
insinuating that one of my blog babes' is a bitch, I heartily
suggest to you dear Sango/Lihan and the multiple persons (RE: your friends)
who've I've never met before to come and look for me, instead of whining your
butts off at your mediocre blogs, yea?
Shit, I'll even offer you free English lessons, how about that?
I'll guarantee that you won't have to worry about failing your Sec 2
English Exams, how about that?
My Exams end this week, I'm free beginning Wednesday, all you have
to do is ask and heck, I'll throw in free English lessons to ensure that you
never shoot your mouth off and insult people without ever meaning to, yea?
When
the mind is silent,
relaxed and attentive,
pain is experienced
not as a solid mass
but as a flow,
arising and vanishing
moment to moment.
Sit with a relaxed
and calm mind,
observing
the flow of sensations,
without aversion,
without expectation.
Maybe then, would you become as kickass as
me and my blog readers, yea?
'Till then \M/
I'm offering free English Lessons,
guaranteed to cure your impotence!
Opinions anyone?
14 comments:
Some is babes?
OMG...
I can puke...
tshyyw: Oh fuck you.
For a pimply little underweight teen of height 160+ and weight 40kg,
who spends his time massturbating to pornography and has absolutely
no chance of scoring in the next 10 years,
you're awful cocky yea?
Glass houses, friend. Glass houses. All you need to do is to look in the mirror
to realise what a damn failure you are, before turning on the computer to
direct that hate towards individuals, spectacularly cooler than you ever will be.
Which is why, dear friend,
that they're on my lists of babes and you're just
a nameless and faceless commentor. With neither friends nor popularity,
just your stash of porno.
I wonder how's the masturbating to pictures of 12 year old girls coming along?
What a damn bitch.
PS: Yea, I know you, Ying Wen. Seriously,
you're NEVER going to score in the next 10 years.
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's life is most dastardly of all?
You are double wrong man...
1)Most of the porn stash are mine thats or half mine.
2)There is actually a unscorable 15 year old girl mad about him.
So do your research before attacking him.
PS:I'm not siding with him or anyone i just stating fact.
sharkenstein:
Okay, Okay. I was wrong about the porno.
But an unscorable 15 year old girl? Blind, ye women have become.
Or is she just another one of his virtual 'friends'?
I have a bad feeling that tshyyw has lawyers. D:
Or maybe that's just one of his friends/assguards. Hey would you like to invest in an AssGuard 3000, tshyyw? The AssGuard 3000 is available in many designs, but I would like to recommend the Ricky Martin's Ass prototype! Sure makes the ladies take an extra interest in you, because tight male butts are so in!
Who IS sharkenstein....
And EVEN MORE, WHO IS THE 15 YEAR-OLD who is not only blindenoughbutalsoprobablydevoidofall5sensesperhapshersixthsenseisalsocockedupthatswhyshehasawarpedsenseofsexuality, thus going crazy over yingwen...
Either THAT, or shes just a really really really horny teen, who is excited by yingwens profound knowledge of the *ahem* different methods of which one can arouse another sex or even one of the same sex. Dang, either ways...he gets the girl right? RIGHT?
O yea, NNA, i like your MS Paint sketch of...erm you?? Erh..yea..whatever..I'm tongue tied. Heh
Sid: where did the 2 verses come from?
oh shush darth sid : fancy the pot calling the kettle black!!
Oh so Sharky is referring to Sid!
So Sid, would you like to purchase one of my AssGuards 3000, they're comfy too.
thy: Thanks :0 Well, NNA is named after me. I figured I should because I had no freaking idea of what to name her.
tshyyw:
oh get a life. or go back to your gameboy and leave real life to the adults that support your sorry ass.
Ooh yeah green apple *is* a babe. Plus she can write. Nice one, Darthsid. The losers can just put their heads in their ass. I've seen photos of that before. So to the losers who have nothing better to do than to flame.
Your head. Your ass.
Thats all.
The girl belongs to tshyyw not darthsid.
I already broken the promise of telling someone so i would not want to comment further
NNA: Na.. Sharky's referring to TSHYYW.
And yea, send me one ass guard! Damn if I ever need it now.
Only, I'm afraid that it won't hold up against these asswipes!?
How!? Got extended warranty?
T.H.Y.:
Bleah. Brudders, think alike man.
And yea, I'm just that philospohical, yea?
Cheers.
Vlad.l:
Awww. You break my heart.
Really. ;)
christina:
If you have a blog, do gimme your URL.
Just for that, Imma going to link you as a blog babe,
IF you have a blog, that is.
American Dream:
Cheers, man.
You kick ass, at least in my book, you do.
And that's saying alot.
becca:
Shoot. I knew I was missing someone.
Ahh.. The ever important one too.
I'll link you up soon enough, okay?
And heheh. I like to think that I'm an attention whore. :(
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