Go Go Power Rangers!

You scored as Master Vile. Divatox 100% Master Vile 100% Lord Zedd 100% King Mondo 92% Ivan Ooze 92% Queen Machina 67% Goldar 67% Rita Repulsa 58% Finster 50% Scorpina 42% Rito Repulsa 33% Prince Sprocket 25% Squatt 17% Baboo 17% Which Power Rangers Villain Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

Damn! I'd always like Ivan Ooze.
HE was PURPLE!
Man, how many kick ass purple villians do yu see around?

I remember Ivan Ooze from the first Power Rangers Movie.
He kicked ass! HE was skinny, purple, gay and totally
kicked the shit out of thoose pretentions S Club Seven Wannabes.

Instead, I scored as Master Vile.
Some fat turd whom I don't know.

I mean, shit, I remember Rita Repulsa, Lord Zedd, Baboo the
whole original Power Rangers Gang, where there were Dinosaurs!

I repeat! Dinosaurs!
The Green Ranger Kicked the most ass!
He had a sword which doubled as a flute, which double
as a summoning device for his BIG MECHANICAL DINOSAUR!

I mean, I pretty kickass with my harmonica, and its
pretty handy when you need to bludgeon some one to death,
but my harmonica could never summon a Green Dinosaur!
(Let's not talk about the Violin or the piano, I can play but they're completely useless)


Aww man..
Come to think of it, I realyl missed the Power Rangers.
Kids Central should do a special and play old re-runs of the
original Power Rangers Series.

Come on, you have to admit,
you were singing
"GO GO POWER RANGERS"
every weekday at 5PM.

You had to be.
How could you resist the appeal of the original Power Rangers?


Now, look what they've done to the series?
A fat turd as a villan?
Completely hopeless.

Even teh putty monsters were more menacing.


Note to mention Ninjado!
God, I still have that action figure (that was grossly overpriced at $65.90)
that shows him change from the cute innocent Ninja Master to
a Menacing badass.
A gigantic one at that.

And who could forget Lord Zedd and Alpha Nine?
"Aiyaiyai!"


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