The Water Has Got into Me!

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

Bloody Fag!
Malaysian Water SUCKS!!


Simply bloody sucks.
I don't give a shit what anyone else says.
It Sucks.

Dude,
Do you ever get tap water from Singapore that's Acidic?
I don't think so.

Shit, bathing in the hotel was like bloody drenching myself
Hydrocholric Acid..

Bloodyhell!
When the water came into contact with my eyes,
They BURNED!!!

My goodness, has water ever burned into your eyes???
Damnit,
Even after three days, my eyes are still bloodshot.
God,
I Love Singaporean soil.

Saving grace?
How cheap clothes were there..
Yep, that's right..

Went shopping, and realised, that the clothes were
cheap as dirt.
Damn.
I'm never shopping in Singapore again.
I'l get my parents to drive me to Malaysia and shop
the hell out of the country.

The Country should thank me.
I contribute to their economy.

And with that extra cash, they could perhaps make their
water less acidic,
so that it doesen't fuck the politicians up so much.

Perhaps then, it would be fair to compare Malaysia with Singapore,
Untill then, I think Malaysia is a backwater country.
And that's that.
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Digression:
Yep, oxymoron is a word.
I recently (a week ago)
Found out.

And erm.. What's with the tag board?
Are you refering to me, enqi?
Damnit. The water has got to me.
I'm suffering from memory loss and acute confusion
syndrome or what you have it.


Someone enlighten me.