Boo Yea!

I've had a change of attitude!
Can't tell?
Read The title.

Then, before you get illusons of granduer about having your
opinons.

I would like to invite you to STFU!!!
Wahahahaha....
Kidding... Kidding...
If you actually took that seriously, I suggest you get
a bigger pair of pants, and looser underwear...

Sperm production ceases at a certain temperature.
Wouldn't want to see you impotent right?
Right?

Unless of course, you've already gotten impotent,
then, my friend you might as well go for a sex change and
earn big bucks as a transvestite prostitute.

Speaking of prostitutes. I was reading the news this morning,
earlier and one phrase really caught my eye.

"These unlicensed prostitutes do not go for medical check ups, and
pose more health risks to the public, as compared to the licensed ones."

I would just like to say.

E-FUCKING-GAD!!!!

Prostitution is legal!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!!! (no pun)
I always thought that prostitution was illegal.
Now, there's talk about legal prostitutes?

My GOODNESS!
That is horrible...
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Digressing from my digression,
(oxymoronic, I know)
Yay! I finally learnt the meaning of the word oxymoron.
But that's not what I want to talk about.

I have decided, to become a recluse.
A SOCIAL recluse, to be more precise.
Dealing with people is so tiresome.
Especially stupid people.

You have to sugar coat everything so that they don't realise their
stupidity.
And when they think that you're insuinuating that they're stupid,
they try to act smart.
BAH!
That's even worse than when they act stupid.

Have you seen stupid people act smart?
They get even dumber.
And, it's politically incorrect to point that out.
Because you'll hurt their feelings...
Boohoo...
How sad...

None of my FUCKING business...
Go be dumb.
That's your business.
Don't bother me.


Post Script.
You might have noticed an attitude change. Well, none of my
business.
If you're one of the dumb people who constantly irritate me,
go visit this page.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
Follow the instructions, then your life would be worth something.
At the very least.

Oh yea. Maddox rules. No Doubt.