You ARE entitled to your opinions about this blog.

JUST NOT ABOUT ME!!!

*proceeds with maniacal laughter, but decides to save time and
just type*

LOL.
He he.
Oops.


Well, Enqi has just told me she wasn't the one who typed the
affronting sentence that claims I am not Good Looking.
And that I look like god knows what,
(as the swear was replaced very graciously by a *beep*,
I can only guess what I was compared to)

Well, I believe her.

And, just for the heck of it.
(Since I like controversy so much.)
I'm going to give this impostor his one blog entry of fame.
By dedicating this entire entry to retort and address what he/she
or a HESHE said.

This is an exact replica of what appeared in my blog.

~eNQi~: u tink u soooo handsome ah? u look like 1*beep*2!!!!!!!!!

First of all.
No where in my latest posts have I mentioned my god like good
lookingness...
So, dear heshe (I will thus refer to this offender as heshe.)
(who knows? it might even piss this HESHE off.)

Digression-
HESHE: Cross between He and She. Possibly a freak of nature,
Possibly a transvestite. Who knows? Who Cares? I don't,
Just know that when I refer to you as thus, it means you are a
FREAK!!!

Back on topic:
You have strayed helplessly off topic. Thus, first proving how stupid you
are. First of all.
I hate stupid people.
Stupid people should not be allowed access to this blog.
Sadly, many stupid people still find access to this blog.
Dear heshe,

YOU ARE STUPID.
Congratulations, I bet I'm the first person who conveyed that message so
explicitly to you.
Many people have tried more subtle methods, I'm sure. But, with all
the stupidity going around, subtlety has no effect any more.
So I'm going to be as explicit as possible.

Secondly.
I AM GOOD LOOKING.
AND YES,
THEREFORE I CAN BE DEFINED AS HANDSOME.

Well. Someone as thick skinned certainly must have some
level of attractiveness. And that would be mistakenly misjudged
as physical beauty most of the time, by ignorant people, who
don't know what TRUE PHYSICAL BEAUTY is.
(Have you watched Miss World?The rep from UK was hot!)

Therefore, contrary to real fact, I can be judged by
popular opinion, as 'Handsome'.
Oh yea.

And despite my recent break out of acne. I still remain good looking,
and thus am superior to you in every way, dear heshe.

....


End.




Post Script:
Dear Heshe,
Be glad that I am less coherent then I would normally be,
due to infections from Malaysian Water.
Know that I have nothing against you, apart from the fact
that I hate Stupid people. And you, apparently am a stupid person.
Therefore, I hate you.
But I have posted this entry, not because of my vanity.
It is because of my will to stir up controversy. And you have
presented the perfect opportunity for me to do so.
Your bad.

P.P.S:
You have succesfully occupied 20 minutes of my time,
HESHE. I thank you. You have made my day.