Naw, it's not called irony.

It's called shooting yourself in your balls over
and over again, then, wondering why your balls
hurt like hell.


You know, when your computer gets infected by virus and
has spyware breeding all over it like wild bunnies you MUST
realize that the downloading of illegal MP3's from shady websites
has something to do with the reason why you're computer just
get sodomized so badly.

But noooo. Instead, you turn to even MORE spyware, and get
your computer infected with even MORE viruses, in a bid to clean
up the computer.

God, the computer, my baby,
I'm so sorry I've neglected you.

I'm so sorry that I thought that these mindless idiots
would take care of you. Look, look at how they've used you.

You've become like a whore, used and teeming with disease.


Don't worry, my baby, I'm back.
Hush now, I'm back. I'll clean you up.

I'll make you new.


God damn, I stop obsessing about every aspect of the
computer for a few months, look at what happens.

They screw you up, over and over, and over again.


Like a damn prostitute.