Fact Of Life.

'How many Penetrations Does It Take To Make It Sex?'

I don't know, actually.
Seeing as I've never actually gotten laid,
that I don't really think that it's actually possible
to devise a mathematical formula to measure
how many penetrations equate to one round of sex.

But oh heck, if you won't listen to my reasoning,
we'll take it as 10, okay?

That is, seeing as you're not having sex and neither am I,
and that there's absolutely no way for me to find out,
so instead, I'm going to lie to you in the naive little hope that
a solid figure would get you silent.


On similarly idiotic note,
if you people miss me, call me out why don't you?
I'm sure that my Handphone Number's proliferated
each and everyone of your address books. All you have
to do is to call/sms and I promise you I won't blow you off.

At least, I'll try not to blow you off.
Unless someone offers me the oppurtunity
to discover how many penetrations it takes to make one
round of sex.

Otherwise I won't blow you off, from one frivolous endeavour
to another frivolous endeavour.

I promise, really.