I WANT YOU!

Harem Count: 1 (and counting)




Now, you can't say I don't have kickass readers.
Now where else would you get readers who're crazy
enough to indulge a little boy in his fantasises help me out
with my scheme to take over the world?


Credits: Jonathan Smith who runs a mean blog.
Tell me if you want the link down, eh?

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In-fucking-credible; and quite unexpected.
Man, I got into a 5 minute fit of wild laughter
after seeing this in my Inbox.

You know, I have big plans for the Harem.
It's not just a sexual thing, you great leering pervert.
In addition to giving me backrubs, foot massages
and you know all the homely 'comforts' that Harem Girls
should rightly provide, they'll also be highly trained
Ninjas, who'll be the Harbingers of doom, carrying out my plans
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

I mean, I HAVE mentioned world domination before
haven't I? What, you think that just because I haven't
mentioned my plans to take over the world, they've
taken a backseat?

Hark! My friend,
for the mind of an Evil Genuis
(The days when I had too much time to waste.) is never dormant.

And if Ninja Training doesn't work out, I'll always fall
back on having fembots instead.

Sexy but deadly, never underestimate the fembots.

You know, those Win-Chest-ers really do pack a punch;
and who else better to take over the world than scantily
clad sex symbols, who'll do my bidding. Who else, I tell ya?


Once again, thanks Jon, you're okay in my book.
When I finally get over to taking over the world,
I'll make you the Head Eunuch eh? How about that?

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A dreary and lovelorn day is made even better,
knowing that you've got a Harem Girl (You know, eh?)
a Cool Dude who'll do your campaign posters for you
and a very, very, loving sister. Just for this once,
on this blog; JIE JIE! Heheh.

Evil bastards, who (purpotedly)flirt excessively,
has a penchant for females(which straight male doesn't)
and kick ass, also have their soft sides I tell ya.

So yea, stop laughing.


Although I have to admit,


I look nothing like this, especially not without
the puppy dog eyes, neat fringe and blonde hair.
Plus, I look so much more badass in real life,
and refuse to pose in photos.

You just have to take this class photo for example,


Can't see me anywhere. Maybe you see that hand
with the silver band around it? Slight slip, sorry.
Heheh.

Erm, JIE JIE! After the O Levels, when we meet up,
then, then. Erm... We pose for another photo lah, okay?
Heheh...

Damn if a totally awesome day isn't ruined by
A math Paper 1 later on. Pfft.