I Would So Love To BE EMO, Right Not.

1 in 5 teens have sex.-The Straits Times

It isn't really rape, if the victim enjoys it, is it?


I don't have sex; and after careful research,
at the very risk of my mortal body being subject
to the fiery wrath of several indignant females-
try going up to a girl and asking her 'have you had sex yet'
I tell you, the icy stares are only the harbinger of things to come-
and surveying the male specimens that are of my age.

Out of 20 odd teenagers, that I surveyed,
none of them have had sex, man.
Where do the newspapers get their statistics
from?

I must be hanging out with the wrong crowd,
too much of hanging about geeks and conservative
crowd. What ever happened to all the 'hip' people
what about the movers and the shakers of the social
rungs?

You know, it's particularly depressing when 1 in 5
teens are purportedly having sex, and you can't even
get 1 in 20 friends you know who are having sex.


Man, I need to get laid.
Or at least, to make sate that visceral feeling,
by getting out of the house to

1. Exercise
2. Murder Someone
3. Simply Get Laid.

I think the latter option is much more feasible.



I R CHARMING. Click.

Well, for someone who's been labeled a bloody flirt
or in the case of the above picture, charming to the
general girl, I don't see why I haven't started off emulating
Casanova yet.

I mean, seriously lah, DAMN.
If people are going to think you're a bloody flirt
I should at least be able to benefit from it by having
my very own harem right? Instead of lamenting the
realites of life on my blog and mulling over the
stratagems of maintaining a relationship that'll possibly
prove to be productive and fruitful. Heheh.


Screw it, how about same shameless whoring, then;
since it's commons knowledge that I'm such a flirt,
General Girl,



not to help me find waste, fraud & abuse but to join my
harem!

Come on, come on. Whooo~
All applicants will be accepted unless you happen
to be from Chernobyl, in that case. Stay far, far away.