Teeny Blogging 101

Where you have 2 or 3 different posts lined up
and ready to publish, but decide against publishing
it and bitch about your day, simply to satiate
the EMO teen in you.

Where you decide about discussing how during Chemistry
'extra lesson' you over hear people from Sec 5 whom you've
never talked to before, discussing material from your blog.

'Aye, I don't understand your essay.'
'Where'd you read it from?
'Your blog.'
'How'd you get my blog address.'
interjection' Your blog, everyone's reading mah! You're famous what!'

Absolute shocker.


Or when something interesting/stupid/funny happens when I'm
around, the new catchphrase would be
'Don't Tell Me, You're Going to Put This In Your Blog.'
Reaching such levels of renown among your peers?
Absolute Ego Boost.

Or maybe how you'd laughed so hard that you began crying,
right there and then in class. Your laughing so hard that you
begin tearing like no one's business, finally allowing roughly
one quarters of the class a rare glimpse into how you'd appear
with tears in your eyes.
Han Yang; absolutely hilarious.

Or maybe, how'd some fella from India currently studying Law,
has stumbled upon this humble little blog, and was kind enough
to see fit to open correspondence with you.
By the way, Mr Dhruv Sanghavi, may I call you Dhruv?
I think you and your blog are absolutely cool, in my opinion
at the very least, may I look you up in the future if I have any
run-ins with the law?

How about the crazy girls, who scream for you from
the girls toilet only to emerge from the girls toilet swishing
their heads wildly asking you to, and I quote

"Smell my hair! Dick, Smell My Hair!"
You can't blame me at freaking out and staring at you
like that. The hilarity of the situation, emphasized only
by the fact you, Syamira, got a crick in the neck.
Heheh, yea. I may not blog about our conversations
and I won't blog about how you think I'm one of the better
looking guys in class-not anymore.
But when you feed me with such moments of spastic hilarity
and insanity, you can be damn sure that it'll some how end up
on my blog.


Or maybe how Fayeth has linked me up, so incredibly long after
I've asked her to. Man, I'm going to put her up as a blog babe,
once I get enough time to get around to settling my links page.
Actually, I'd have put her as a blog babe, simply because she's
a blogger who I visit and she's from SCGS. It could be because
I've grown up around a 'thoroughbred' SC girl, which leads me to
have such a high opinion of girls from SCGS but, very simply put,
I think all girls from SCGS are babes, in one way or another.
But then, linking me up just makes you so much more of a babe, eh?


Or about how another one of my more major blog babe,Becca
has an absolutely beautiful post on her blog. Go read it, I can
offer no words of comfort, but I can safely say that you'll find
is as incredible as I did. Hauntingly chilling, and beautiful, cutting
directly into the core. MUCH better than all that nonsense you find
blogs that are linked about in the mainstream. Which brings me to
another point, how I hate Tomorrow.sg so much and have absolutely
no respect for its editors. Most of the time, they seem to put up links
to the same old banal nonsense, with the blogs they link rarely able to
sustain an audience beyond that particular post which has been linked.

Get off your asses and go look for the real gems in the blogging world.

Speaking of Blog Babes, check out Hejin's post, today.
An absolutely mind boggling conundrum that I have to admit
I couldn't figure out, although it's largely due to my lack of
photo-editing know how. Man, if only I had a working camera
and free time.

I'll just take comfort in the fact that Aaron Wee, the man who scored
straight As for his A levels and was an almost bigfuck NUS Science
Scholar-who purposely flunked his interview, has officially named me
his favourite blogger. Welcome back to blogging, dude. Glad to see
you've settled your issues with your girl friend; eagerly anticipating
your next post. Cheers.


Man, I'm going to post something totally Emo the next time.
It's just so much MORE fun. See you, next post.