Well, with all the talk about Graduation Night
on the 24th, the most talked about topic in class
seems to the issue of what to wear.
The Females are going all out to get dressed up and
pretty. Some splurging as much as $250 on a dress
simply to wear to Grad Night.
With most of the girl's I've talked to spending an average
of about $150 on their dresses.
While the Males on the other hand seem like they couldn't
give a shit about what they're wearing.
One even remarked, after being told that Jeans weren't allowed
"Eh, like that can wear School Pants?"
Well, with that kind of attitude, it simply leaves me with
a hell lot of avenue to bring the house down by going there
appearing as Spanking-ly awesome as possible.
Heck, you know with all the suggestions and pleas from
the girls (babes and the like) one is tempted to heed their
suggestions and turn up in something like this.
I mean seriously man, when the babes in class start taking
notice and ask you to turn up in a blazer, white collar and all,
telling you you'd look good, one simply is fucking tempted
to take their word for it and splurge an insane amount of money
for something as fancy as that.
However, being the cheapskate that I am.
I'd probably go for the cheaper option, of not renting out
a suit and styling myself after Alex Kapranos of Franz Ferdinand
turning up in all black.
In something slightly smarter than that.
Man, I might change my mind though,
if money or ego-boosting females allow.
But then again,
if you really want to dictate what I'm going to
wear for Graduation Night and insist that I turn up in a blazer
at the very least, how about you girls pool your cash together
and sponsor lil' old me?
Footnote: Or, you could be my date and wholly sponsor my outfit.
Then I'd accompany you to Graduation Night and damn, will we
look good. (Well, more me than you anyways, since you'd have splurged
to make sure I look so spaking-ly awesome) How about it? I've already
got one girl who's screaming to be my date for Grad Night. Hmm...
Hurry, hurry, hurry. While stocks last, here's your chance to Take Me Out.
12 comments:
Wow there's a girl booking u?
i thought they will book joel or some other ppl... (I sound jealous, am i?)
lol
Tshyyw:
You know the bunch of girls I've been hanging around during lessons?
One of them. Heheh.
definitely not the overly-jealous-cranky-upstart of a girl that some overly-jealous-cranky-upstart of a soccer boy likes.
Yea you get the hint...
t.h.y.:
SHHHH!
You want him to come and kick my ass!?
or you could even offer the full package, like sell yourself as a date. hehe
ahdokyboy:
Hmm... I'd wonder how much I'd fetch.
no have grad night in my school!
not that i'll go anyway :D
WOOOO, i comment liao hor. don't *sniff* liao.
you know i who right?!
ningx(?):
Eh? Why aren't you online, huh?
Aiyar, social, social a bit mah.
You know, even though the idea of
a social function scares the crap out
of me, I'll still go lah.
Go there to have fun lah,
if not, at the very least go there
to make trouble loh!
she won't kill you lah...I'm more of a target for her random bouts of aggression..XD I really should call the SPCA...XD
Eh..one more thing...dress down la..no need to be such a bigfuck...and ya...u wanna read this? I'm ranked at the same level as Mr. OYH man..
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e|leen:
Man, I'd love to be able to pull
a stunt that's even more funky that that!
And eh, you got stopped for buying cigarettes leh... Take comfort in the fact that you at least look youn, eh?
ei|een:
And I'll have you know,
I'm quite offended that you would even THINK that I wold commit such a fashion Faux Pas.
Have a little faith in me, eh?
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