Drugs, Drugs, Drugs.

How crazy is this? I've just received an SMS congratulating
my attaining of an 'A' for my composition. Damn, if I ever.
News must be spreading among the lower sec populace.
Damn if I'm ever given reason to be smug.

Paracetemol 1000MG
Dequalinium 0.25MG
Chlorphenramine 4MG
Coarsing through my blood.

"Dick, after all of us looked through your paper, WE've decided
that we can only award an A2. *smirks*"


I should actually quite happy.
considering the amount of drugs that
I was on whilst taking my English Language Paper 1.
Considering the rubbish which I had written,

"What does Norse Mythology, Greek Mythology, and the Battle Of Waterloo
have to do with
'Describe a time when you had to tidy up a room in disarray.'
"

damn, I can't even remember what I wrote for the essay,
I should be fricken' proud. However, I'm not.
Why? Because only after 'all of us' discussed my essay, did they
see it fit to only award an A2.

Heck, I even remember laughing my head off to my classmates
after the Examinations, about not getting an A. Bleah.



And then what do ya know?
At the library, this Sec 2 girl approaches me

'Hey, you're Dick Chan right?'

'Uh huh.''

'Oh, I saw your our class saw your compo today, you got an A!'

'Uh.. Yea. Thanks.'
*Chick heads off to the toilet*

Simply wonderful. My cause has been
furthered.
Now this kinda shit just makes a person
bloody smug.

And you dipshit Sec 2s still wonder why I'm so bloody arrogant.
Does any one doubt that I don't have enough cause?
I mean, my PUBLIC track record in School is pretty freaking sweet
if you come to think of it.

I've represented the School for;
1.CCA
2. Competitions

I've been part of a local delegate at an international forum,
I've been pretty proactive in contributing to the student body,
and not to mention the amount of awards I've received.

And many moooooore! *Flapping hand action*

*APPLAUSE*
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P.S. Sec 2 kiddies, since you've so nicely asked me to get lost from
your blog, I will. However, I should like to note that the number of people
who went to 'defend' me in your blogs (1,2,3. Count them all.) numbered 4.
Each posting an average of 1 post. Whilst the number of insults you guys have
thrown at me, numbered 10, 20, 30. (oh, I can't count!)
And basically you guys have gone off tangent for every single retort.

Bleah. Since you guys can't take the heat, I'll back off. Since I was asked
so nicely to scram. But then you guys have to understand, its either

1. You guys suck and can't handle my greatness or;
2. You guys simply suck and can't handle me.

because I was a fricken' one man army against your vile horde or
unintelligible nonsense.


Do check out the Tagboards of this, this and the comments
of this blog. Pretty damn hilarious, if I may say so my self,
seeing as to how most of the time their running amok like chickens
without a head, not comprehending what I just said; instead
preferring to go off tangent and insult my sexuality/love life or some
other important- from their view of a prepubescent- aspect of my life.

Seeing as none of them have actually interacted with me for more
than 15 minutes in real life, you can understand why I don't actually
give horseshit to what you say, eh?

Seeing as I've gotten more than 90% of the people I've interacted
with to think that one of the descriptors that can be used on my character
is the word 'nice', you'll understand that I don't take the word of some strange
Sec 2s who haven't broken hair yet, okay?

Go check out the tagboards in the links anyway.
It's a good lark.

P.S. I don't USE GOOD ENGLISH. Good English has
simply become an extension of who I am. It follows my whims
and fantasies as a trained and loyal dog would. Albeit not a very
skilled dog, I admit but still, you get the point. I don't need to
attempt to command it like a clumsy tool, it has become an artform,
using it no longer a vulgar and clumsy operation, which might apply
to you crass peasants.

P.P.S.
He Jin is a much BIGGER babe than any old girl you find
with a cutesy blog man. Take it from a connoseuir of women,
ANY of my blog babes would kick the asses of the babes YOU losers know, eh?