ME: I don't know... Why'd you want to know?
Dad: Answer the question.
MUM: She must be what? Sec 3 only? She MUST be Sec 3 right?
ME: Yar lar, yar lar.. Sec 3 lar.. How'd you even guess?
MUM: I KNEW IT! Sec 3! I bet she's not even 15 right? Still 14, not yet 15 right!?
ME:*slightly amused* Eh... 15, 15 lah.. 14 then 14 lor.. Whatever lah...
MUM: I Knew it! She is 14 only! So young...
Me: Aye, I'm only 15 also what, also very young right? *chuckles*
MUM: Aye, not even 15! What if she charges you for Statutory Rape!?
Me:*Chokes on fish* What!? What rape!? What are you talking about...
MUM: Ya.. You know, if you 乱乱来, she can charge you for raping her you know?
ME: *Begins fit of laughter* What are you talking about!? Rape! *Continues Laughing head off*
Why are you talking about rape!? WTH!?
MUM: So, I tell you... You better not 乱乱来 hor.. Better stay far, far away from girls,
because if they're under 16, they'd be able to charge you with rape.
ME: Wait.. Wait.. I just got this newsletter from the Law Society, let me show you something..
Pulls out Law Society News Article
Flips to last page
Rape (S375)
A man is said to have committed the offence of rape if he has sex with a woman under the following circumstances:
- Against her will
- Without her consent
- With her consent, when her consent was obtained by putting her in fear of death
- With her consent, where the man tricked her into believing he is her husband
- With or without her consent, when she is under 14 years of age
ME: *Continues with maniac laughter* Do you see the last point!? Wait, lemme read it for you..
*Begins reading aloud*
ME: See!? No problem there. The minimum age for legally having sex has been lowered to 14!
You don't need to worry, now I can 乱乱来 all I like! It's all legal anyway, no worries!
*Flashes a cheesy grin at both parents*
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It's moments of such smart ass-ery that gets me into trouble all the time.
I should really change; but then again, that would take all the fun out of life,
wouldn't it? Life wouldn't be fun at all if I wasn't allowed to be such a smart ass,
and what I do if I wasn't having the time of my life?
Probably depressed and suicidal all the time,
like some teens I know.
And as for people who'd like to claim that I'm depressed all the time?
Nope. I'm not depressed, I'm just extremely angry all the time. Which
is why you've probably seen such irritable posts recently; I've been having too much
fun outside of the internet that it's not funny. Only angry, are left for the blog,
cos' my genius is all spent on kicking butt.
Conversations with the family, downright hilarious.
Much better than hanging out with friends too, the conversation's good,
it's always flowing, everything is free, you don't need to feel cheap when you haven't
got enough money...
Ahh.. One should spend more time with the family and less time on the internet.
Note: Left the computer for 5 minutes. Returned to catch my father staring
at this post. Yikes! More conversation fodder for later on. Heh.. What if my
parents want my blog address? Cripes!
8 comments:
Do 14 year old boys even know how to use condoms?!
What?! They lowered the legal age? Does the gahmen actually think 14 year old girls are sensible enough? Preposterous.
It's been lowered to 14?? OMFG! This is a big step forward for all the pedophiles out there.
pat: Haha.. Any boy who knows of sexual intercourse SHOULD know of the humble condom and its uses. So..
I know I did, the first thing my parents touched on sex was that I must
'Always wear a condom or else your bird will drop off'...
And that was when I was 11!
So..Why not?
hejin:
Tut,tut.. Aren't we a little high and mighty missy? Aren't you 14 yourself? =)
adrian:
Naa.. I'd say the gahmen is allowing personalities such as myself to bloom! Heh... I don't have to wait till after my 'O's! LOL
Declining birthrate, what. Grown men aren't screwing around enough, so...
see la dick! talk abt sex and rapes some more infromt of your parents... hahahah!
"Me:*Chokes on fish* What!? What rape!? What are you talking about..."
Not my prob.. They were the ones who brought it up!
I hadn't even thought abot having sex, lah.. But now you mention it..
Ah... Better start stocking up on condoms! LOL.
yeah, its fucking irritating when dad starts to snoop around the picture albums and chat logs. im sure it doesnt inspire pops to know his son has a zillion pics of himself fagging like a chimney when he himself just quit not too long ago. cripes.
Eh, I don't think the people MY age are emotionally equipped to have sexual intercourse ok.
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