You Are A Very, Very, Ugly Girl.

Within an hour of posting this up as part of
my MSN nick, I had two different people come up
and ask me who I was referring to.


Well, it refers to all the
Very, very, ugly girls
out there.

You know who I'm talking about.
You know the type that absolutely loves mirrors,
spends tons of money on their haircare/skincare/bodycare/handcare/arsecare/shitcare,
fashion and still manage to end up looking like total crap?

That sort.

And you know, for all that money you spent,
you could've contributed to a fund to sponsor me as my sugar mamma,
then you'd at least have done something useful, pouring your money
into the pockets of those capitalist bastards.

At least you'd buy the pretext of love.

Instead, you
very, very, ugly girls
have turned out into a bunch of extremely vain, self conscious and snobbish
people that everyone hates.

*Shakes head*

Very, very, sad.


Stylish people don't need money to look good.
Our charm is naturally occurring. You either have it or you don't.

In the wise words of
Will Smith
'Between you and me, I make this look good.'


That being said, I'm going to make it a point
to point at all the vain and self conscious ugly people
out there and notify them that
"You are very, very, ugly."

Don't thank me. Unruly people have to be put in their places.
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Disclaimer: The author makes no serious claims to being good looking.
Whatever hypothesis you come up with, is purely of your own imagination.
I am in fact, fat, short, ugly, pimply and prone to fashion guffaws.
However, I don't give a shit, so that makes me better than
67.31254634278954627513425768948571325226663264594%
of you vain losers out there. Get away from the mirror, quick!