Aww Dick, That's So Sweeeeeeeet!

Yea, yea, yea.

Sweet and all.
But that's not going to help me score is it?

Well, not with you anyways. Nor anyone else. So there.
'Till you teach me how being sweeeeeeeet will help me score,
shut up.

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And for fellow males, here's a little tip for you on what not to do
if you're seeking to score.

What follows is an exact transcript of an actual SMS conversation.

21/09/05 04:01PM Girl XXX
Do u have a few hours to spare on Friday?
To go library to 'study' with us? Us refers to *friends name* and i.

Reply:
Er.. Friday? Okay, i guess.. What're you going to study?

21/09/05 04:17PM Girl XXX
Hee:) ur best subject..:) well this thingy
not i organise wan hor.. Jurong east library.

Reply:
Heh.. Okay, okay lar.. What time and where do we meet then?

21/09/05 04:21PM Girl XXX
Meet at mcd time i confirm with u tmr. u going alone is it eh?

Reply:
Er.. Okay.. Ya.. Going alone.. Why? You want me to invite someone else eh? ;)

21/09/05 04:25PM Girl XXX
Yep. Rather u will be lonely if my fren and i start laughing like mad.

Reply:
Ah.. If you got no one specific.. Then nevermind lah..

21/09/05 04:29PM Girl XXX
Heh. Hmm.. U can always invite mr *censored*. watever his name is la.
My fren is interested. Juz kidding.

Reply:
Heh.. Yea.. No lah.. I don't think so lah.. I'll come alone yea? :)

21/09/05 4:31PM Girl XXX
Ooi.. Juz get him leh.

Reply:
Okay, okay. I'll try.. No guarantees, ok? Confirm with ya tomorrow.

21/09/05 04:33PM Girl XXX
Ok then. How's ur exam eh? Difficult anot?

Reply: Heh.. Sucks like hell.. Ah.. Probably should get to studying too.
Won't stick around to chat.. Sorry!

21/09/05 4:34PM Girl XXX
Nvm. Bye.

So you see little boys, when a girl tries to pick you up and ask you out,
never, ever, blow her off, when she tries to develop conversation.
Not even when you're drugged up and already half asleep, because you simply
won't score that way.

And when you get a reply such as
'Nvm. Bye.'
Such monosyllabic replies should trigger a red flag,
and you should instead, begin to fawn and grovel if you're
ever seeking to score.

Instead, ignoring that message and going on to take your little nap,
is never going to work. No matter how the amount of drugs coursing
through your bloodstream.

And do realise, that if the girl who's trying to pick you up asks for you
to bring a friend to accompany you, that doesn't mean she's not interested.
It just means she's nervous that she'll be a total bore; and you having a friend
might leave less of a bad impression.

So there.
How not to pick up girls.






Is it me, or are the girls getting bolder by the minute?