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Monday, September 05, 2005

Alcohol Is...

Alcohol is good because:
  • It getting drunk and wasted kicks ass.
  • You're given an excuse to act like a retarded piece of crap, because you're intoxicated.

Alcohol is bad because:
  • You get drunk and wasted
  • You'll start acting like a reatarded piece of crap
  • You might get arrested if you consume it while underage
  • You loose the ability to speak or type coherently
  • It gets you really, really red in the face
  • You loose the ability to walk straight
  • You tend to giggle alot or *insert stupid behaviour* alot while wasted
  • The next morning you wake up and you feel your liver acting weird
Thank I was wasted for only 1/2 hour,
and I made it home alright, without passing out on the streets
or getting knocked down by the various taxis that are roaming the streets
at one in the morning.

Thank goodness my liver works fast
and I ceased giggling and babling incoherently within half an hour.

Thank goodness I didn't get assaulted by one of the many
Bagladesh workers that roam around the the construction sites,
also drunk.

I'm guessing alcohol is like a bad prostitute.
You wake up not remembering what exactly happened,
only to be robbed of your sense and sensibilities, left with a bad feeling
in your stomach and head.

Never again.

9 comments:

Zhe Bin said...

i believe you will, again. = ) nobody says no to booze! hahaha.

Anonymous said...

Alcohol - a productive way to get wasted. It makes your blood circulate faster, as opposed to when you're sitting around staring blankly.

Anonymous said...

nononono

plain water is the best. hahahahahaha

but then again, ive never tried booze. :)

-weining

Anonymous said...

You should try booze man...
It make you alot of funny things...
lucky it never happen to me although i took alot during that time...

Darthsid said...
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Darthsid said...

zhe bin:
Woot!
Another lewdite commenting at my blog!

The liver, the pocket, the hangover.
Urgh.. But then again.
I will, if you're buying! =P


nna:
Damn true, that half an hour when I was intoxicated kicked ass.
That blood rushing through the body, much better substitute for
excercise.

Ningx:
Naa.. I wouldn't reccomend it. Erm.. Actually, I would.
When you get that blood pumping, the high..

Just don't get so bloody shit wasted that you can't speak in sentences,
stand up straight and start puking your guts out.

Oh.. I've seen people like that, not pretty.

P.S. Can I have your e-mail address? There's somethings I'd like to ask you...
Better yet, add me in MSN! iamahuman@hotmail.com

tshyyw:
Naa.. No hard liqour for me man!
I only take
1. Wine
2. Sake

Well, actually that's about it. Heh.. Picky, picky.. What can I say?

Cpt.ZR said...

well so far i downed so many things i havent get drunk yet...

chivas regal [Hot...]
wine [A bit bitter but still not nice]
vodka [damn bitter]
vodka ice [very nice when served cold kinda like washing alcohol down your throat]
vodka lemon[bitter + sour]
Beer? [bitter]
XO [Ewww for old man only..]
Remy Martin [Very bitter]
Red, Blue , black[like ....] Label
Gin Tonic [bitter!]
Nyhahahah Root beer! hahah :) [Fave!!]
whisky [this one is hot]



hahha the worst it got me was red face and giddy... hahaha

But still dont booze ard man... you can get killed easily...

Cheok said...

what a load of bollocks. booze doesnt kill you. beer is life personified in a glass, you know.

never again?! aye, rubbish i say! its always good to start young you know; brother wong only gives good advice.

Darthsid said...

cpt zr.:
Dude...
Hats off to you man, where the hell do you get so much alcohol from!?
I've only touched XO before and that's during weddings..
In the sharksfin soup.

Call me the next time you're going boozing, man!

wongcheok:
Being the poor underaged student, that I am, I'll only booze if someone
sponsors me.. Eh?
Haha...

becca:
Shhhh.... Don't say it out loud!