I am about the most sociable guy you'll ever meet.

On average, I end school at 5PM everyday,
I get home at about 6PM, I have an hour on the computer,
I have dinner, I bum around and I sleep.

Wake up the next day, rinse and repeat.
Wake up, go to school, get home at 6,
dinner, go sleep.

Sad state of affairs,
for a 15-yr old who's bloody hyper and at the same time,
damned bored.

How did my social life ever end up in such a sorry state of affairs?

Pri 6-
'Let's go bum about being as boisterous as possible, we'll get away anyway since we're so young!'
'Fuck yea! And coupled with the fact that we're young, immature and have plenty of money to burn, I'm sure we'll kick ass!'

Sec 1-
'Let's go waste time at Jurong Point!'
'Yea, yea. Whatever, girls coming?'

Sec 2-
'Let's go bum about with girls!'
'Again? Okay, okay... Nothing better to do anyway..'

Sec 3-
'Let's go bum about, waste time and be a fucking inconsiderate and noisy group.
And, since we're sporting School Colours and no one will dare raise a word against us.'
'What the fuck!? You're bloody paying, and if anything happens I don't know you guys.'

Sec 4-
'Aye, damn sian lah.. Want to go waste time not?'
'Fuck you lah, tired like hell also got no time to synch our schedules,
at most only 2 or 3 of us will be able to make it, half-dead and with only 1 or 2 hours
how to be a nuisance like that?'

Ye gods, I think I'm getting to old for this.

Starting out early has really taken its toll,
I think I might have spent all that energy and enthusiasm associated with
going out, wasting money and the whole day away while I was in Pri 6-Sec 1.

In Sec 2, I still had the motivational factor of going out in large groups consisting
of both male and females.

Armed with the foolish notion that these outings would allow me to score oh,
if only I knew how wrong I was, then I wouldn't have wasted all that time and money.
Sadly most of my khakis from sec 2 still remain single, those who aren't change
boyfriends/girlfriends once every 3 months. A different girl/guy for every term!


In Sec 3, I still had the fact that in spite of having gone out to do the same thing
for 4 years, I still had a heck of a time going out to waste obscene amounts of money,
NOTE:Obscene for a broke student who gets $25/week
or if we were really broke, just went out in large groups causing as much
trouble-as the law would permit- as possible.
Sitting around, being loud, staring at girls, doing our fair share of flirting,
that sort of thing.

By the time I hit sec 4,
going out to waste time had lost its appeal.
I don't know if its school, the impending exams, the sudden plague of acne,
or the loss of half of my wardrobe that contributed to this fact.

I can just remember feeling damn tired everytime someone tried to get me to
go out, usually replying
'Fuck you lah... Damn tired and still you want me to go out and waste time'
or simply just standing everyone up if the more persistent people (usually of the female variety)
get me to agree to going out.

Why? I don't know...

Shit, maybe I'm just getting too old to contribute to the group.
By simply being too laid back, or quiet, no longer boisterous and uncouth.

Anyone interested in an illegal gathering, (more than 5)
where we go waste time, make noise, attract attention and
do stupid things that most people would do only when they're piss drunk?

Contact me, I promise I'll try to be as rowdy as possible.
If not, I'll probably so quiet, that you probably won't notice me.
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EDIT:




As luck would have it,
whilst typing this post I got called out to go hit the arcade.
Check out my response.
Going to the arcade, just 2 people?
Whose credits would I sponge off? Who would I swear at
when I get killed? What if we get our asses kicked by some other
larger group, or get raped by gay men? Jurong Point isn't very safe you know?

Besides sorry, but I don't go out in pairs, unless you're a really good friend
or some hot chick that I'm really interested in.

In which case, I wouldn't bring you to Jurong Point anyway.
That place bites ass. Especially if you're from HKSS and there are at least 3 other
schools fighting to be the dominant force there.
Besides, did I mention that JP bites ass?

More likely we'd be at the beach, sipping coconuts or something,
or at some Garden/Park eating flowers. Cheap, with a romantic setting.
The flowers plucked from the park, the coconuts from the beach.
How could going to Jurong Point ever compare?

Anyways, going out in pairs, the excursions tends to get really boring.
It's hard to be loud and rude without getting your ass kicked, you know?
Two people against a mob? I mean, 4 or 5 guys who're physically-okay
can be pretty intimidating.

A pair of said people, simply screams for their asses to be kicked.