Happy 21st

Oh god,
How does one even start?

Well, it's my sisters' 21st today,
and I've yet to have gotten her a present.

Which sucks, big time.
Because, being the doting sister that she is,
she's probably wasted a good few thousand dollars on me,
what with her constant gifts.

And on her dear 21st,
this little brother of hers is too
Effing broke to get her anything.

Oh, that bites.
So dear readers, if you know of any females celebrating their
21st today,
I plead with you,
Go wish them a happy 21st for me.

Who knows?
It could be my sister that you're wishing a Happy Birthday.