Can you say Ego Trip?

I was having this conversation with one of my juniors
on MSN and this came up...



Needless to say, I got pretty full of it after seeing
that among my juniors, I'm considered one of the top 3
eligible bachelors...

And especially considering the other two eligible bachelors.
Let's have a quick rundown of all 3 shall we?

Joel:
Studious, Hardworking, Loyal, Knows when to shut up.
Hardworking like a bull, smart as can be.

CCA: Unit Sergeant Major of the NCC. Outstanding Master Sergeant NCC cadet.

Studies: 4A, Top Class, top 10.

Personality: Ah, look at his CCA. Big NCC man, he's a man's man. Has this crowd
of NCC people with him every where he goes. Also does quite well with the ladies,
even though he is silent and sometimes mistaken for a wooden block.
Recently been hanging out with him in school, does that make me cool?
Pretty please,
with sugar at the sides?

Joachim:
Very studious, dedicated (almost to the extent of borderline obsessive), has
an okay command of the English Language (which is quite rare in my school),
pretty much a social butterfly, everyone's his friend and even if you aren't you'll soon
be, until you piss him off. Has attempted flaming me at my blog. Failed terribly, was told
to shut up and blow. Still, that's a feather in his cap.

CCA: Some bigfuck in the School's Military Band, They've got silver for the recent SYF,
I think.

Studies: 4A, Triple Sci Student, Top Class, Top 10

Personality: Ah.. Another one in a uniformed group, as with Joel,
has his own crowd and even if he doesn't have one will probably blend
into another one. As with Joel, one of the cool guys. Good with the ladies too.

Me:

Slacker, with discipline problems. Most of them as a result of slacking or laziness,
one way or another. Couldn't be bothered with school work and would like to
take a dump on all the teachers. Repertoire with students are too good either,
they've either been pissed off by me or I've made them cry one time or the other.
Teachers don't like me because I have an opinion, teachers that do like me are the
ones I kiss ass to, because they're not too irritating. Oh yea, probably the best
in English in the level, despite what the other pretenders might say.

CCA: Chairman (Although albeit by default) of the *drumroll* Harmonica Band.
Good news is, I've managed to sustain the Bronze standard in the SYF and that
the band hasn't collapsed under my management.

Studies: 4A, Top Class, Bottom 10.

Personality: Although like the previous two, I'm the head of my CCA,
it's not pretty. I don't have the prestige that comes with being the head of a uniform group
instead being the head of a CCA that's mostly laughed about.
(Mostly behind my back because no one would be foolish enough to do so in front of me, the consequences would be terrible.)
No real friends in school, preferring instead to refer to them as 'tools' for
that'll profit me sooner or later. Dumb people find themselves hating me instead.
Mostly anti-social preferring to abstain from expanding my social circle, simply because
I hate engaging in small talk. When people get around to hang out, mostly they engage in inane
small talk, which I detest, which in turn makes me detest the meaningless inane people,
thus explaining my anti-sociality.
Not good with the ladies, simply because I don't bother them until they bother me
and believe me, when I'm alone no one bothers me. Finds ways to avoid people
when not in class and does so effectively, although albeit in an unorthodox fashion.

Heh.. Which is why I'm feeling pretty full of it now...
Damn, who knew that I was still doing so well, in terms of social standings?
Especially among the lower sec, who I've neglected to give a shit about.
Ah... Life.


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For the more astute readers, you might have noticed that Heijin' blog
is open in the background. Well, I've been checking her out. Not checking her out,
checking her out, but plain, simply checking her out. You know, friendster, blog archive
and such, the norm.

And I've realized that she's got bloody 98 readers a day.
Hmph. I bet I have more. Probably 200 hundred or, err, 300 hundred!
Yea 300 hundred readers a day!

And although I've started blogging a full 3 months before she did, she;s
got blogger's recorded her as having more posts than me.

Aye, I stop blog whoring for a few weeks and then this young upstart
comes and takes over. There's no room for us vets anymore. All these young un's
oversaturating the market with their blogs. What ever happened to brand name
and good old egomanical cyniscm?



Eh, why am I even bothering with this?
Must be Adrian's fault. Yea, I blame him for being the perpetrator of all this.
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I'm the sexy balding one.
The smiling one is the Birthday girl.
I'm considering Photo whoring, but then again...
Maybe not.

But hey, I'm leaving this photo up, I got called down to join the peasents
especially to take this photo and I'll be damned if I don't whore
as much of it as possible. Besides, it's probably the only photo I'll
take for the next couple of months, might as well put it to good use.

And bitches, listen up!
Acne and oily skin is only manly. Not another word!
Haha... I am, of course the top 3 most eligible bachelor in my school,
I can't risk having fashion-don't-know-it-alls telling me I what I know.