It's Days Like These....

Now, is that hilarious or what?
Taken from Claquette� - A vida sob uma �tica cinematogr�fica.
Looking like a real promising blog. Unfortunately, I don't understand a word of protugese.
But the blog seems to have good material (which I can't understand, unfortunately).
And he's got the readership to back it up. Kickass!
Now, could someone translate for me?

Now, if only they made Batman like they used to. Heh..

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Then I checked my hotmail.
The armpit of all free e-mail accounts.
IT was full.
Know why?



And no.
I do not need a bigger penis,
or the ability to have better sex with 'that dirty bitch'

Call me up again when I'm 16 and having a bigger penis actually matters.
Maybe then, I'll consider your offer.
And no.
I do not have a 'dirty bitch' to have sex with either.
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Then, I saw this.



Look at the bottom left forum letter.
Not the one about that dumbass contractor
whining about respect.

Nor the one about the Police man working on PR.
What about the US Scretary of Defense.
Working on PR?

What he doesn't realise is that, most Singaporeans
did not have a clue as to when he came over and what he came over for.
And there's sign of Ass kissing all over.

Hmph.
If only Donald Rumsfeld was as cheerful as
his Scretary made him out to be.
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I'm probably going to bash PCK The Musical in my next post.
I know that it's run is over, and every one knows that it sucks ass,
but then again having endured the crap for 3 hours yesterday, I
feel that its my right to bash it.

Especially after my parents wasted 85 dollars on it.
Watching it was like forcing yourself to drive a hot poker
all the way up your ass. Excruciating. And it doesn't help
that the stupid 'aunties' and 'uncles' sitting behind you
constantly make stupid comments stating the obvious.

Shut up already, will ya?


And Cold Hot Dogs were selling at $4.50.
Bitches.
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Note: If any has anything to e-mail me, do so at iamahuman@gmail.com
Especially dumbasses who have an axe to grind with me. It's better than
shooting yourself in your own foot with a gun loaded with sstupidity on
this blog. Because, believe it or not, you may be an idiot but
the majority of the readers aren't.

Oh...
Caitlin Lee.
Last call. We've some unresolved issues.
And if you're reading this blog. Could the person
known as Caitlin Lee just email me?


It's days like these, that dulls the brain and slows any thought
on any intellectual capacity that makes me want to go stab the brains
out of one of the idiots wasting my oxygen, my money and my fossil fuels.
Bitches.



Note:
Would anonymous assholes please leave a name, if you want to be taken seriously?
Especially if you're an anonymous asshole who's using a pseudonym to post on the
tagboard. I won't take you seriously if I don't know who you are and if you
show a lack of ability to process and comprehend sarcasm.