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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Sad Facts of Life.

I don't want to start another fight,
but...

Idiots! Idiots!
Got to put them down.
Like dogs they are, spreading their infectious disease,
idiocy. Culled, they must be!

And I will be the one leading the charge, on the frontline!
The frontline to victory!
I will slaughter every one and stand tall!
I will lead us all to glorious victory!
Victory against all idiots, those herectics who dare oppose me!
Fly! Fly! Lest you want to suffer the cold steel of my blade!

Exclamation marks certainly do add that certain level of enthusiasm,
that spark of energy to every sentence doesn't it!?
I wonder what happens if I use three in a row!!!

Does that make me sound even more happy!?
Do I sound like another one of those manufactured teenaged bloggers!!?
Oh joy!!!
Now, I'm blending in!
Joy, oh joy!
I hope this feeling lasts!

And when I finally finish my war against idiots!
Do not doubt, that the world will be mine for the taking!
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This post has been the result of a bad haircut,
and the 'shedding' of the loose hairs that won't come off
even after washing it for the 6th time.
If anything, blame the hair dresser. Not the blogger.

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