Be Prepared To Be Bombarded By a Bunch of Lousy
Paint Skills.
(I don't have photoshop.)
This is a screenshot of a friendster page.
It is a screenshot of a friend's friend friendster page.
Ignore the top portion,
stray down to the bottom.
Where I have so nicely labeled,
WTF!?
WTF!?
This is a friendster page of a 14 year old girl.
Eh!?
No wonder teenage girls these days are so promiscuous.
Damn.
(Sorry, Raphael. Couldn't resist.)
Now, take a look at my friendster page.
Completely clean.
No searches for "Free Videos(sex)".
Come to think of it, if you're looking for free porn,
why not simply search for "Free Porn"?
Why go to all that trouble searching for "Free Videos(sex)"?
But If you would look carefully,
I have labelled several portions.
(Rather badly, though. Sorry, I suck at MS Paint.)
Let me explain what they are.
1.My Rss Feed.:
Out of all the pricks who've added me in friendster with blogs,
(notice that it's they added me not the other way round.) I'm the only person smart
enough to create my own RSS feed.
I laugh at all the idiots who've had to put in their profiles:
"Weeeeelllll.....
If Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Want to noeeeee more about
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go to my blog at:
iamabloodyretardwhocan'tspellandusethecomputerfornuts.blogspot.com"
2.Flame Wars:
In celebration of the Star Wars movie coming out in 2 weeks,
I've decided to start my very own war on the bulletin board, against spammers.
I'm targetting one very specific spammer now, simply because he thinks he's
a bloody dipshit.
(Well, he stood up to me. But fact is, I'm tearing him apart. And I have the support of the people. Support is very important. Ask Tony Blair.)
3. Huh?:
Well, its actually the same thing as 2.
I'm having an ego trip. Sue me.
But if you look carefully at the board, it consists of mainly me attacking one person,
people supporting me directly, and people commenting neutrally.
(Well, in the end, what they say support me.)
4. My searches:
Simply to show you that I don't search for porn.
So Shut Up already.
I know there's a fair bit of people accusing me of watching porn.
I don't.
Shut up, dipshits.
(Side note: I don't actually use the friendster search. I think it sucks. That list is simply
random search topics that they've compiled)
5 Check out the top!:
Well....
I diddn't actually label this.. But...
Check out the top! You can see that most of my 'friends' in friendster are female.
For every male in my friendster, I have 3 females.
How cool is that? (I'm not fricken' gay. Shut up.)
Best Thign is, I diddn't need to lift a finger to add them.
They added me.
Woot!
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Note:
The author knows and acknowledges that he's an insecure dipshit
with a penis the size of your....
Erm.. Scratch that last sentence.
The Author would like to acknowledge that he is a fatuous male chauvinist pig
with nothing but sex on his mind. However, The Author would like all to note
that he is simply a teenage boy and thus, can be excused for thinking too much about sex.
P.S.:
Sorry for this, thing...
I don't know what I'm doing but I guess its the stress of the exams.
(when in doubt blame the 3rd party!- wulu)
So...
Yea.. It's the stress of the exams.
And yea.
I suck at paint. Sue me.
P.P.S.:
This is supposed to be taken with a light heart.
Don't take it seriously. I'm just messing about.
10 comments:
well, dick, fuck you. you of all people who don't give a shit about anyone should have not written any of what you just did. Fuck You. You know nothing of her and you think you do. Fuck You! You are an asswipe who don't give a shit about anything else that this kinda things. Like you said, friendster:
"That list is simply
random search topics that they've compiled"
and after all that, you can still contradict yourself. Srew you, you fucking asshole. You deserve to die.
And if you still think you are right, i can tell you now, you are not, so just shut the fuck up if you got nothing better to say. Fucking piece of shit.
You can't go around insulting anyone that you don't know. That's fucking wrong and you fucking know it. don't blame me for the vocabulary, but you forced me to say FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE.
You are entitled to your opinions, but you are NOT FUCKING ENTITLED TO INSULT ANYONE ELSE WITHOUT ANY PROOF. i wish no longer for anyone of us to dwell on this topic. You can either delete this post within 2 days or get your ass kicked by me the moment I see you on Monday. You decide. Don't force me to do anything I don't wanna.
FUCK YOU!!
* shake head* *sigh* .you don't even know me.
The comments got me confused...but here are my points:
1: U didnt start the war.
2: i support u and u support me.
3: i get those searches on my searchlog even though i dont use it. why? cos some dumbfucks on my list do so. Feel lucky u dont have them.
4: No offence here.
5: Seriously if u wanna scold someone...dont stay anonymous...its dumb...
Im done.
Anonymous obviously neglected to read that last sentence of yours. What a stupid dipshit.
And posting his threat to harm you for the whole world to see?
That makes him even more stupid.
No wonder you hate everyone around you Dick, they're all so dumb.
Hey Daniel...that was a sweeping comment now wasn't that...
We can obviously see where the intellects are...as Dick says..and anonymous isnt one of them...we can tell..yes...but on the lighter note...not everyone around him is dumb...
I'll leave him to tell you the rest..
P.S. No offence to you Daniel.
lol...
Can I say kids' stuff? I can't agree more with t.h.y 'cos if you've got the guts (or the lack of grey matter) to ermm, display your wide range of profanities on a public blog, c'mon, just use your name.
Afterall, what's the point of ranting so much and even going to the extent of posting a threat if you're not even proud of what you've said? Evidently, you're not cos you're a) afraid that your mother is actually peeking over your shoulders b) you're not smart enough to realise that its possible to comment without a blogger account or c) the search for the correct spelling of 'anonymous' so that you can appear smart takes up too much time. That is before you realise that hey, its all here.
Now which one is it?
Anonymous read this:
First of all.
Yes!
I was waiting for a reaction like that. Anonymous, you have just given me enough justification to continue being the asswipe that I am. Joe Hahn, I think I know who anonymous is. I won't embarrass him online, but yea. I think I know who he is. Buy very simply put.
Anonymous, things should never be done without a clear head.
If not, you come off sounding like a retard. Which, I guess is the popular opinion here.
(Daniel, THY, Wulu) Well, seeing as the I.Q.s of either Daniel, T.H.Y. or Wulu are much higher than anonymous. Well, I'm sorry if I don't take you too seriously.
Well, being the all around nice person that I am. I'm going to address every single statement you've made. In that badly written half assed attempt at an insult.
(See? I've insulted you much more effectively in one sentence that you did in that entire essay)
First of all though.
What Is UP with your bad spelling/punctuation?
It's not as if you can't spell for crying out loud! It's as if you're spelling badly just to spite me on purpose.
Damnit! I hate bad spelling! It's okay if you make one or two mistakes, but your whole essay was horrible!
Please lah, at least use a spellcheck if you know you're spelling is going to turn out so badly.
On to the essay,
anonymous wrote:
"well, dick, fuck you. you of all people who don't give a shit about anyone should have not written any of what you just did. Fuck You."
I would like to highlight the part where he talks about me not giving a shit about anyone.
Well, that's damn true. And its precisely because I don't give a shit which is why I can
go around being a jackass and 'insulting' everyone and anyone I like or don't like. (I don't play favorites.)
Then he went on saying:
"You know nothing of her and you think you do. Fuck You! You are an asswipe who don't give a shit about anything else that this kinda things."
Well, I don't really get the message that he's trying to convey here.. But...
What the hell... Since I'm such an asswipe, let's all get together and laugh!
Seriously man, ENGLISH. That sentence is so bloody incoherent I can't even imagine what he's trying to
convey, unless it's blind hate... Which is well...
Stupid.
I've advanced to such a level where petty emotions are beyond me. Try insulting me then when you've reached that
stage of enlightenment. It'd be more fair. (Ask Daniel or THY how it feels like to be able to insult people with cold calm calculating intellect instead of blind anger.. It's more fun and more effective.)
Then, he continues:
Like you said, friendster:
"That list is simply
random search topics that they've compiled"
and after all that, you can still contradict yourself. Srew you, you fucking asshole. You deserve to die."
Well, I did say the list was random.So? I don't think I contradicted myself in any way. So? The list was random. She didn't search for porn. The other dipshits in her friendster did. That's just as bad. You don't see me nor any of the other dipshits in my friendster searching for porn do I?
And well... For your line about me deserving to die...
I think all idiots should die. That means that you and all the other idiots who oppose me should die. Well, you don't see me bitching when people use material from my blog to insult me do I? Suck it up and stop being such a whiny bitch.
Anonymous continues:
"And if you still think you are right, I can tell you now, you are not, so just shut the fuck up if you got nothing better to say. Fucking piece of shit."
Well, obviously you haven't read the introduction. I'm to lazy to cut and paste it for you. Get off your ass and read it. I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG. Your opinions don't matter. Get stick your head back into your ass. Wait! Before you do that, go read my introduction. It's at the top of the page. That way, you won't make such a fool out of yourself the next time
And the beat goes on, and on, and on, and on:
"You can't go around insulting anyone that you don't know. That's fucking wrong and you fucking know it. Don't blame me for the vocabulary, but you forced me to say FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE."
I can and I did. And at least, when I 'insult' people. I do it with some class. You know who vulgar and irritating saying fuck over and over again is? And its especially ironic, that you're using the word 'fuck' over and over again when we're discussing pornography. EH.. Talk about contradictions huh? There's plenty other vocabulary that you can use to insult people with more class and style than the word 'fuck'. Shows how much of an asswipe you are huh?
Won't he ever stop?:
"You are entitled to your opinions, but you are NOT FUCKING ENTITLED TO INSULT ANYONE ELSE WITHOUT ANY PROOF."
Yes I am entitled to my opinions. And Maybe I'm not entitled to insult anyone without any proof.
Guess what? This time, I have a picture that measures 1024 by 768 pixels to prove it. That not big enough for you?
Photographic evidence, so to speak. So who says I don't have proof?
Almost home...:
" i wish no longer for anyone of us to dwell on this topic."
Err.. Correct me if I'm wrong, Daniel, Han Yang, or anyone else reading this.Notice that his was the first comment.
As Han Yang says, I didn't start this whole flaming thing... So who's dwelling on what?
Besides, I certainly don't take orders from anyone with an I.Q. lower than 100. Come bitch when I'm six feet under. Maybe then, I'll take you crap. Maybe not. I might just be so pissed off by your bitching that I might come back from the dead just to kill you and make sure no one else has to take any of your crap.
HOME FREE!:
"You can either delete this post within 2 days or get your ass kicked by me the moment I see you on Monday. You decide. Don't force me to do anything I don't wanna.
FUCK YOU!!"
Er.. Seeing that its Monday and I haven't got my ass kicked yet, I take it that you're accepting my superiority over you. And that I'm right and you're wrong then?
Besides, I don't engage in acts of physical violence. It's beneath me.
I'm not forcing you to do anything you don't want to either. I'm not forcing you to read this blog either.
I'm not forcing you to ignore my introduction and proceed to humiliate yourself here.
I'm not forcing you. You're doing this of your own free will.
ps. If you wanted to kick my ass.. You missed the perfect chance! I had the flu today. Which meant that I was too busy being delirious and sneezing to actually defend myself properly if and when someone wanted to kick my ass. I'll probably recover by tomorrow, and by then. The pigeon would've already flown from its coop.
Another thing. Notice That I'm insulting only 'Anonymous' and not 'you see me not'.
That's because at least she was polite.
Being able to restrain yourself and be polite is everything.
Don't come blowing in here a bloody red neck blowing through the place a 100 miles an hour.
It's irritating and it pisses me off, not lest my other readers.
oh ya.
FUCK YOU TOO!!!
(For the slow: I'm mocking you.)
You see me not:
No, I don't see you. And I don't see the reason why anyone else should be able to.
As far as I'm concerned the only link you have to this blog is in that picture.
And I doubt that anyone else would notice or even care who's friendster picture that was. This has already been blown waay out of proportion
by your counter part already. I suggest you get him to chill, the next time before he does anything
else stupid.
Yes, I don't know you. But you should know me. I'm an asshole through and through and I don't make excuses for it. You have to know that this wasn't done to insult you. If I wanted to insult you, I would have named you and your blog address, and your counterpart's blog address too. And I could mock every single post you've written on your blog too. I don't want to insult you. I wrote that for fun. Pure and simpe.
If any malice was intended, I assure you I can be much worse and much more thorough.
Daniel:
Uh huh. Uh huh. Now.. What more can I say?
Joe Hahn/T.H.Y./Han Yang:
Aiyah.. He means in general lah.. If everyone around me was so much of an idiot, don't you think I would have murdered every single one of them out of desperation? Of course there must be some sembelance of intellect ot keep me sane lah...
Wulu:
I can answer for you lah.. It's
"a) afraid that your mother is actually peeking over your shoulders"
That person in question has a blog. I'm quite surprised that he's reading mine.
(links to a previous statment about me not knowing how many readers I actually have. If isn't everyday when someone comes up to me with a reference to my blog.) I could post his blog address for all to read. Then, we could go mock him at HIS blog. Huh?
Tempting.... However, seeing as I'm such a nice guy. I won't.
I won't link to him, unless he pisses me off further.
LOL. no u dont. dipshit! haha. i was just searching for friendster porn and stumbled on ur blog. u suck. hahahaha.
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