I Guess I'm Horny Too?

Going supremely out of fashion is the ability to make an apology.
Especially and big and flashy one that comes off as being sincere.

No.. Don't look at me..
I'm not going to be making an apology.
Not yet anyway.

I might be soon.
Who knows?

As for this picture?
Okay, lah. Okay.



I was being a prick.

REALLY don't take what I said seriously.
I think my readers (with the exception of certain anonymous punks)
are intelligent enough to know that you don't watch porn.

Please lah,
I really diddn't mean any malice.


P.S.
Anonymous, don't be bloody smug. I'm not doing this because of your threats.
i'm doing this only because she was so damn polite and civil about the whole affair.
As far as I know and my 'commentators' can tell. You're rude vulgar. And much more
of a asswiping punk bitch than I am.

At least I leave a face when I comment. I don't hide behing that anonymous crap.
Be glad that I haven't posted your blog address for all to see. Simpering fool of a coward.

And since you like to blow things out of proportion so much, here's your reply.
For all to see. This is as far as I'll go in mocking you. Take this as a warning to you. Don't cross me.


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Anonymous read this:


First of all.


Yes!
I was waiting for a reaction like that. Anonymous, you have just given me enough justification to continue being the asswipe that I am. Joe Hahn, I think I know who anonymous is. I won't embarrass him online, but yea. I think I know who he is. Buy very simply put.

Anonymous, things should never be done without a clear head.
If not, you come off sounding like a retard. Which, I guess is the popular opinion here.
(Daniel, THY, Wulu) Well, seeing as the I.Q.s of either Daniel, T.H.Y. or Wulu are much higher than anonymous. Well, I'm sorry if I don't take you too seriously.

Well, being the all around nice person that I am. I'm going to address every single statement you've made. In that badly written half assed attempt at an insult.
(See? I've insulted you much more effectively in one sentence that you did in that entire essay)

First of all though.
What Is UP with your bad spelling/punctuation?
It's not as if you can't spell for crying out loud! It's as if you're spelling badly just to spite me on purpose.
Damnit! I hate bad spelling! It's okay if you make one or two mistakes, but your whole essay was horrible!
Please lah, at least use a spellcheck if you know you're spelling is going to turn out so badly.


On to the essay,
anonymous wrote:
"well, dick, fuck you. you of all people who don't give a shit about anyone should have not written any of what you just did. Fuck You."

I would like to highlight the part where he talks about me not giving a shit about anyone.
Well, that's damn true. And its precisely because I don't give a shit which is why I can
go around being a jackass and 'insulting' everyone and anyone I like or don't like. (I don't play favorites.)


Then he went on saying:
"You know nothing of her and you think you do. Fuck You! You are an asswipe who don't give a shit about anything else that this kinda things."

Well, I don't really get the message that he's trying to convey here.. But...
What the hell... Since I'm such an asswipe, let's all get together and laugh!

Seriously man, ENGLISH. That sentence is so bloody incoherent I can't even imagine what he's trying to
convey, unless it's blind hate... Which is well...
Stupid.
I've advanced to such a level where petty emotions are beyond me. Try insulting me then when you've reached that
stage of enlightenment. It'd be more fair. (Ask Daniel, THY how it feels like to be able to insult people with cold calm calculating intellect instead of blind anger.. It's more fun and more effective.)


Then, he continues:
Like you said, friendster:

"That list is simply
random search topics that they've compiled"

and after all that, you can still contradict yourself. Srew you, you fucking asshole. You deserve to die."

Well, I did say the list was random.So? I don't think I contradicted myself in any way. So? The list was random. She didn't search for porn. The other dipshits in her friendster did. That's just as bad. You don't see me nor any of the other dipshits in my friendster searching for porn do I?
And well... For your line about me deserving to die...

I think all idiots should die. That means that you and all the other idiots who oppose me should die. Well, you don't see me bitching when people use material from my blog to insult me do I? Suck it up and stop being such a whiny bitch.


Anonymous continues:
"And if you still think you are right, I can tell you now, you are not, so just shut the fuck up if you got nothing better to say. Fucking piece of shit."

Well, obviously you haven't read the introduction. I'm to lazy to cut and paste it for you. Get off your ass and read it. I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG. Your opinions don't matter. Get stick your head back into your ass. Wait! Before you do that, go read my introduction. It's at the top of the page. That way, you won't make such a fool out of yourself the next time


And the beat goes on, and on, and on, and on:
"You can't go around insulting anyone that you don't know. That's fucking wrong and you fucking know it. Don't blame me for the vocabulary, but you forced me to say FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE."

I can and I did. And at least, when I 'insult' people. I do it with some class. You know who vulgar and irritating saying fuck over and over again is? And its especially ironic, that you're using the word 'fuck' over and over again when we're discussing pornography. EH.. Talk about contradictions huh? There's plenty other vocabulary that you can use to insult people with more class and style than the word 'fuck'. Shows how much of an asswipe you are huh?


Won't he ever stop?:
"You are entitled to your opinions, but you are NOT FUCKING ENTITLED TO INSULT ANYONE ELSE WITHOUT ANY PROOF."

Yes I am entitled to my opinions. And Maybe I'm not entitled to insult anyone without any proof.
Guess what? This time, I have a picture that measures 1024 by 768 pixels to prove it. That not big enough for you?
Photographic evidence, so to speak. So who says I don't have proof?


Almost home...:
" i wish no longer for anyone of us to dwell on this topic."

Err.. Correct me if I'm wrong, Daniel, Han Yang, or anyone else reading this.Notice that his was the first comment.
As Han Yang says, I didn't start this whole flaming thing... So who's dwelling on what?
Besides, I certainly don't take orders from anyone with an I.Q. lower than 100. Come bitch when I'm six feet under. Maybe then, I'll take you crap. Maybe not. I might just be so pissed off by your bitching that I might come back from the dead just to kill you and make sure no one else has to take any of your crap.


HOME FREE!:
"You can either delete this post within 2 days or get your ass kicked by me the moment I see you on Monday. You decide. Don't force me to do anything I don't wanna.

FUCK YOU!!"

Er.. Seeing that its Monday and I haven't got my ass kicked yet, I take it that you're accepting my superiority over you. And that I'm right and you're wrong then?
Besides, I don't engage in acts of physical violence. It's beneath me.
I'm not forcing you to do anything you don't want to either. I'm not forcing you to read this blog either.
I'm not forcing you to ignore my introduction and proceed to humiliate yourself here.
I'm not forcing you. You're doing this of your own free will.

ps. If you wanted to kick my ass.. You missed the perfect chance! I had the flu today. Which meant that I was too busy being delirious and sneezing to actually defend myself properly if and when someone wanted to kick my ass. I'll probably recover by tomorrow, and by then. The pigeon would've already flown from its coop.

Another thing. Notice That I'm insulting only 'Anonymous' and not 'you see me not'.
That's because at least she was polite.
Being able to restrain yourself and be polite is everything.

Don't come blowing in here a bloody red neck blowing through the place a 100 miles an hour.
It's irritating and it pisses me off, not lest my other readers.

oh ya.

FUCK YOU TOO!!!
(For the slow: I'm mocking you.)