http://darthsid.blogspot.com/2004/12/oh-yea-ass-kissing-begins.html#comments
Before you read on, I suggest you go visit the above URL first.
Sad lah, when even your haters won't hate you on your own blog,
and have to hate you on somebody elses blog.
Aye.. If you realy hate me hor, can hor, please lah,
hate me over here? Post all you like defaming me here lah,
I really need the attention leh...
Without whinning too much, this is what has been said about me:
"You're right Darthsid, just as I thought this blog was starting to suck,
I visited yours. One month without posts on this blog is better than a
year full of posts with your prepubescent ramblings. You should get out
of the house more buddy.
Bt the way, how can your list of favorite
movies range from Gone with the wind to Star Wars to Private Ryan to Marry Poppins. You are like a cross between some kid on the brink of a school massacre
and one that wants to be held in the strong embrace of another man.
Allow me to quote your blog,
"OMFG!!! OMFG!!! I'M HAVING ORGASMS THREE TIMES OVER!!! CHECK THIS OUT!!! OMFG!!! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!! OMFG!!! I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE MOVIE!! OMFG!!! *melts away in orgasmic moaning*"
-Big Herm
First of all,
I would like to say wah!
This guy SI BEH DBO LIAO MAN!!!
Liddat also want to attack small kid ah?
Aye..
All the big kor kor out there can go hantam him for me anot?
Very sad leh..
He bully me...
Can someone big strong but prepubescent looking go
hantam him for me anot?
Wah liao.. Summore he attack small kid with so cheem vocab sia..
How can I comprehend such cheemness man?
Aiyah.. Sad lah, sad lah...
*SOBZ* *BOOHOO*
I'm such a prepubescent teen.
(Does anyone actually use that in actual speech?)
[For the clueless/lazy, don't worry I've checked
the dictionary already.
Prepubescent:
relating to period before puberty: at or characteristic of the stage
of life just before puberty]
AYe.. This guy very smart leh..
Call teenager untill liddat, you know hor, some guys in my school
15 year old still got no *giggles* pubic hair *giggles*
to think, at the age of 15 years 5 months I've already had
*giggles* pubic hair *giggles* for nearly *blank* years!
Paiseh lah, don't want to tell you how long I got *giggles* pubic hair *giggles*
liao lah...
Pai seh mah.... Hehehe....
Whoa, actually, truth be told.
This guy is actually very smart. Very, very smart.
Not only does he know the trick of putting one (at least)
long obscure word on his blog,to make him look bloody clever
due to his powerful vocabulary, he knows I haven't gone out of the house enough!
Discounting the fact that I leave the house almost daily, to attend lessons,
and that in fact I'm probably less concerned about what people think of my
penis size.
I'm actually quite cool and street wise.
I am.
I really am.
Don't you believe me?
I don't go around boasting my big pillar with a bust of the god hermes around
on the net insulting teenagers.
(Eh, your penish head is shaped like the greek god hermes!?)
Sad man..
I got small penis,
get bullied by people,
am uncool.
Sigh...
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Note: Lost interest in posting this halfway through.
Actually, immediatly after I copied and pasted that comment.
This guy who reads through my archives and then quotes me,
(I still can't find the article that he quoted from)
is really damn smart though, I must tell you.
I've mentioned at least twice, that I'm a fanboy,
especially of Star Wars.
(With a nickname like darthsid, couldn't you tell!?)
He still attacks my fanboyism..
Nothing more mature and honourable then attack a person with
a weapon that he's given you.
Eh...
4 comments:
DUDE. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.
"Call teenager untill liddat, you know hor, some guys in my school
15 year old still got no *giggles* pubic hair *giggles*"
ahhahahahhaahah giggles!!! I can almost picture you saying that.
Oh man...i'm laughing as i'm typing this. Btw, who is this guy anyway? where did he leave his comment on?
http://bernietop17.blogspot.com/
I don't know who he is, but that's where he left the comment on.
Eh, go there only if you want to see me make a fool out of myself, trying to defend myself from his attacks..
P.S. : *giggles* I'm not that gay lah *giggles* just giggly. *giggles* Pubic hair.. *giggles*
nah don't bother, some people just have too much time. And thanks for the indirect referral, heheh.
Hey, you're back!
Haha...
But you still haven't updated your blog..
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