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I have thus decided that the next article I'll be writing shall
attack
depressed teenagers, who claim that they want to die,
but never actually get around to killing themselves.

Sort of like gothic people actually..
Including all that funny business with animals..
These people who are actually quite fortunate,
but somehow are eternally depressed with inferior complex.

The sort of people who have the cheek to complain about their life to
someone who's broke and just signed a contract with the devil.

These fucktards should die!
And if legal,
I hope to be the first to kill of these assholes!

What do YOU think?