IQ Tests Make My Head Hurt...

Whoa...
I just got back doing this incredibly hard
IQ Test.
Actually, I'm not sure if 'doing' is the correct word,
cause I only did 15 qns, and then 'Tekam'
the rest...

There were 39 questions.

Damn.



Hoho...
expecting a monkey's score, it turned out that by just
filling in 38% of the test seriously
and leaving the other 62% of the questions to fate,
I scored a score of 99.

Hmm..
The average human can only score that when seriously
doing the test for 38 minutes.
Taking time to infer and fill in answers for each of the 39 questions
seriously.

While little old me, taking 5 minutes,
with randomisations for 70% of the test,
could score an IQ of 99,
that of an average human.

As you can understand,
I'm feeling immensely superior to all you average joes'
out there.
With their hands on their wang,
trying to comprehend what I'm trying to say.

Wooohooo!
I rock!

100% of you intelligence is only = to 30% of mine.
Damn,
Not only am I gorgeous,
I'm also smart.

All you people suck.
Haha!

While I'm enjoying this ego trip,
I'm going to reveal the URL for the IQ test,
so that all you intellectual inferiors can go,
and try to score higher than 99.

Then, I'm going to SERIOUSLY
do the test,
and prove that you're still intellectually inferior to me.
How about that?

Haha.
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The author is currently enjoying an ego trip,
and is feeling smug.
If you disagree with this article,
come look me up.

First 10 persons, receives a free kick in the crotch.

Meanwhile, the author would be procrastinating,
trying to find a reason not to do the test seriously,
in fear of finding out that He's actually intellectually superior,
and should not be mingling with all the primitive apes.
Who he calls 'friends'.

Thank You Very Much And Have A Nice Day.
Pax Vobiscum.

The affronting IQ test mentioned can be found at
http://www.iqtest.dk/main.swf