For The Dumbass That claims to be My Unlce.

First of all.
My relatives are all retarded.

Which makes you,
My 'uncle' a fucking dumbass.

You know why?
As if posing as a dumass isn't bad enough, you had to actually
SOUND like a dumbass.

ur uncle: buget halo2 suxy game

First of all.
what does
'buget halo2 suxy game'
mean?
buget is not a proper word.
neither is suxy
and there are no games known as halo2.

What a dumass...
(mistake was intentional.)

In effect, you are only demonstrating, with your
stupid little attempt at an insult.
How dumb you actually are.
Without being able to type properly and in a coherent manner.
I bet you don't even know enough basic engish to finish reading
the ANY game manual.

Nor comprehend the complexity of the game's plot.
Why don't you save the universe from a retarded person like you
and go kill yourself?

Too dumb to kill yourself? here's a guide that will make your
passing the coolest one ever.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

Go read that, and then come tell me what you think.
Wait.
Don't tell me what you think.
Put that article to good use.
Kill yourself in the way that you best deem fit.

Dumbass.
If you've got the gall to come and insult me.
Show me that you have the balls,
by putting down your REAL NAME.
Instead of some stupid nick name.
Damned bitch.

Here's proof that Halo 2 is a great game.
A game that you don't need to wait 5 years for.
One that dosen't have all the fan boys who don't know
shit clamouring over it.
One that dosen't have fanboys who think
that just because they kick ass against bots at CS,
they can kickass at Half Life 2, or even Halo 2.
Guess what bitch?
Halflife 2 is much harder than your precious CS.
And I bet you can't work an analouge stick (or any other
stick that you MIGHT possess) to save you yourself.

Fantastic, immersive storyline;
gorgeous graphics, particularly the detailed textures;
amazing audio.
-Gamespy. 5 out of 5 stars
http://xbox.gamespy.com/xbox/halo-2/564301p1.html

Halo 2 is an exceptional shooter that f
requently delivers thrilling, memorable,
and unique moments in its online, co-op,
and single-player modes. - Greg Kasavin
-Gamespot. 9.4 out of 10.
http://www.gamespot.com/xbox/action/halo2/index.html

Get ready for the ride of your life,
the greatest Xbox game of all time has arrived.
-IGN 9.8 out of 10.
http://xbox.ign.com/articles/557/557509p1.html

There, bitch.
The largest gaming sites have spoken.
Halo 2 rocks.
And you can't kiss my ass enough for me to teach you how to
use your stick.


~Your Father.
(It saddens me that I have such a cockbite for a son.)