Shit revealed!!! My Secrets!!!

Muahahahaha....

Seriously, were you expecting me
to reveal my secrets?

Idiot.
Like I'd do something so crazy.
Nope.

Instead, I'm going to talk about my daily routine.
And other what nots...
Why?
Look at the title of my blog...
Hmm, its' supposed to be discussing about
my life etc. etc.
All that kinda crap.

But this blog has mostly been about what my life
revolves around,
instead of my Actual life.

So here goes.

Hmm...


Ppl I meet always try to start a conversation with me,
thinking that I'm a very interesting person.

Well, shit.

I'm not.

I have no life.
Conversations just don't work,
unless you are willing to do most of the talking.
Like I said,
I got no life.

Meaningless chatter would most likely piss me off.
Unless your making me laugh,
or you have a problem to share...
Otherwise, engaging me in a conversation,
hoping that I would do the entertaining is just
stupid.

Seriously.
I have nothing to say.
What makes you think I do?
Do I REALLY seem that interesting to you?

Well, I dunno...
If you do,
Never try to start up a conversation with me.
(unless you got plenty to say, and other conditions
mentioned above)
Because it simply won't work.

I've tried with plenty of people before,
but in the end,
If the conversation does not veer to wards something
retarded,
where everyone is laughing their heads off.
It would probably end up with you revealing
something emotional,
and that's kinda retarded.

Not the revelation.
The lack of social skills eh?

Ever see someone who has so much to say,
fall short only when people try to have
a conversation?

Well, you've seen him.
Stare into the face of your maker.
Cause you'll have to ask yourself.
Are you feeling lucky punk?

Sigh.
It's happened many times before,
where someone starts chatting me up
and then 30 seconds in to the conversation,
an awkward silence develops...
That's how bad a conversationalist I am.

Damn.









*Disclaimer*
This article is not meant as a directed attack at anyone.
It is merely a fair warning to anyone who tries to converse,
for I cannot guarantee your satisfaction/entertainment.
Save yourself from the awkwardness.
Forget about it.