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Friday, August 27, 2010

Cringe Worthy.

Is it just me, or are couples who are unabashedly overt about their affection online, nauseating. It's not just bad enough that thanks to facebook, social interaction between friends are now frequent bursts of narcissism limited to a 150 characters-which although counter intuitive, makes the it easier to senselessly go on and on about every and any event that no one particularly cares about.

Honestly, I don't understand the need to publicise being affectionate. Which is why I masturbate alone, in private. Also, the woman who I keep locked up in my cupboard. I mean, I wouldn't be able to focus all my attention on being obsessive and tender and loving if the whole world knew about these things, especially the masturbation.

Well, this has already taken a weirder turn than I originally intended. Whoops.

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