Highly Derivative.

After marching through the rain to finally arrive in the safe haven of Colonel Sander's World Famous Chicken to takeaway dinner, I presented myself at the counter, soaking wet awaiting the attention of one of the Colonels' deputies. Upon realizing that I was a soaking wet mess, a stack of serviettes was thrust into my hands with nary a word but a very shy smile.

Believe it or not, things like that make my entire day bright.