Huzzah!

Once again, I am saved by the wonders of the world through extreme misrepresentation. I am now, free from the angry angry man who wasn't the least bit intrigued by other people and am now a foolish, foolish youth(?) completely at the mercy of whatever magical fancy takes hold of me.

P.S. It has always been a fantasy to be able to shoot at someone while in the service of the nation. I may be disappearing for a couple of weeks, and it is my greatest wish that one such opportunity will arise while I am carrying out whatever orders our glorious armed forces may have for me.

Think well of me, if you do not hear from me again!