Best Enjoyed With A Diminished Mental Faculty.

I'm going to name my daughter Nikki, because she's going to grow up hot and loose and all the boys will want her.

I wrote that down, whilst being kicked by a drunk out cold enjoying the stone floor whom I was caring for. I remember that at that point of time, between the mostly unconscious body beside me, the vomit that reeked of nothing but alcohol and that girl named Nikki I became extremely determined to have a daughter who was like that.

Ah, well. Kids.