I need love!

Key Learnings for the day:

1. I need to cross breed and have incredibly hot children. Chinese and Brazillian would be ideal.
2. I behave flirtatiously when engaging people while representing myself in a professional context.
3. I need to learn and develop the ability to do number 2, while in a social environment.

If I am so fucking flirtatious, why am I still single and a miserable failure at attempting to get laid before my 18th birthday? I hope it's not because I suck at behaving flirtatiously, because apparently I engage in such behave frequently whilst representing myself professionally. I think, the blame lies with the set of principles and a moral compass that works horribly well that has been with me since I was a wee child.

Also, I think I don't really need to engage in sexual activity, but rather miss intimacy.




Oh, fuck.