Standard Response 1

What are the chances?
3 ex classmates meeting up by coincidence.

What are you doing?
Where are you going?
'Oh I haven't heard about you and your girlfriend
in a while, what's happened?'

Erm..

'Oh, you mean you didn't get the invitation!?'

'Oh fuck, we've been too busy procreating to get out. Sorry.'

'Oh, damn, it's the KIDS I tell ya, it's the FUCKING KIDS.'

'Which one?'

'Sons of bitches, you mean, SHE HAD A STATUS!?'

'Wanking came along.'

'Oh.. You mean the computer? Yep, Jenna Jameson's
been pretty helpful with the wanks.'

'Well, if I tell you I'm single well that get me into your pants?'

'I'm single, MARRY ME, WILL YA?'

'Er, I'm 17 this year, single and looking for a meaningful relationship,
based on mutual trust and a 'give and take' model, meaning you give
and I take, like that can a not?'

'I'm really, really romantic. All I need is a woman to take care of me
24/7, and my Mummy must approve first, because, you'll
be taking over her role.'

'I love human flesh.'

'Me love you big time!'

From the insane to the downright lewd, take your pick from these
standard responses.


What the hell is it with people and relationships? Man unless you're
offering free sex, or something. Well, I'd be fucking single either
ways. But just to be polite, don't ask okay? Heheh. Unless you
have the honey, without me having to part with the money.

Heheh.

Yea.