Is that, when even after liquidating all assets that
are currently available, you're only left with $10.
And for the next 2 weeks, until the 7th of March,
you're supposed to travel to town and back again
for nearly EVERY SINGLE DAY of the WEEK,
and you have to some how stretch that $10 dollars
so that you might be able to eat, travel and piss.
I don't know, with travel costing about $5 for a round trip
from the workplace and only $3 left in the EZ-Link card.
this is going to hurt, people. This is going to hurt, bad.
Won't somebody be my pimp and start whoring me already?
And for you gentle, kind souls, out there who still owe me cash.
Could you, at the very least pay me back a portion, not matter
how tiny, of what you owe? It's the least you could do, when I
myself have been generous enough to lend you the much needed
currency when you were as pathetic as the state I'm in now.
You must have a conscience at, the very least, right?
Or else, ye gods. I swear I will take that last few dollars of mine,
take a cab down to your house and FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN
like a STUCK PIG.
Tsk.
The way money twists a person and the world's obsession with
it. Terrible.
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dude, catch me on ANOTHER episode of the Channel U matchmaking programme this Wed at 8pm and 12am. At least watch it for the chicks.
You could start up your own loan shark business and charge 200% interest for every dollar you lent.
Just sit back, cook some noodles, sharpen your knife and wait for the money to roll in.
And there's not even a need for a cab ride down!
daniel:
Bugger. You're enjoying the lime light aren't ya? And, the last time I tried to catch you on TV, it was some cooking show on.
I end work at 7PM man, will rush down to try catch it.
wulu:
Heheh..
Would you be my enforcer?
Pretty please?
*puppy eyes*
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