My Hobbies Include: Blogging, Wanking, Pretending Not To Wank, Furiously Denying That I Wank On My Blog and Oh Yea, Blogging. Haven't You Heard?

Oh yea, yea, yea.

I'm into teh blogging business MAN!
You know, when crappy questionaire forms
come up and they ask me what my hobbies
are, so that they might qualify and analyse my
personality, I write down 'I AM A BLOGGER'.

Because God Willing, FUCK, I AM A BLOGGER.
Just like the 263,543,321 and counting clones out
there who are similarly one dimensional and lead
shallow, empty lives that's extremely entertaining
to strangers, because you know what?

The world doesn't laugh with you.
It laughs at you.

And Damn, I'll sure as hell be at the forefront,
laughing my butt off at you.


Err, Yessum, yessire.
I am a blogger and NOTHING you do can take that away
from me.

Bitch.