And 8 Shots of Espresso to get your bowels
movin' as well?
How about that?
I have fickle bastards of readers though,
looking at my stat counter and watching
the number of readers dropping, is mucho
depressing. However for those 60 over readers
who've still been faithfully checking back
everyday, even when I haven't updated,
with the big green words, 'And Yes, Punks'
staring mockingly at your face.
I'll just have to say, 'And Yes, Punks' I'm
back, although with not as much of a bang
nor as much fanfare and noise. Instead,
I'm back so fucking lazy, anus hurting from
the diarrhea induced by the 8 plus shots of
Espresso I had to consume yesterday.
Well as a not-so-famour-yet-enjoyable-blogger
once commented,
'Pain is Temporal, Glory is Forever'
or summat like that. Well, I like to think that my
anus hurting is temporary, and that the cash that
I'm going to be receiving come next month is also
temporary, and that in the end, I'm suffering from
bouts of diarrhea for no reason at all.
Except for that paltry sum I'll be blowing on
needless frivolity. On retrospect, diarrhea is
good, it serves as fuel for your constant need
for stimulation. What better stimulation than
diarrhea can relate better to the five senses?
And yes, for all the time that I've spent on this
bullshit, I've only managed to come up with
another meaningless and uninteresting post that's
guaranteed to loose me even more readers.
Well, I wonder, would plucking a piece out of my
black book, totally melodramatic and emotional
help garner more readers? I don't know. Maybe
I should try.
Soon.
6 comments:
Dont worry so much about the readers. The worth of your blog certainly doesnt depend on them.
Besides, you still rock.
Aiya, I'm using BlogLines, so I'm actually reading your site everyday, without coming in mah.
pain is temporary; glory is forever. (:
I only realised what Le Raine said was true six months ago.
le raine:
I opened up the blog for the sole purpose of
attracting readers. I'm a damn attention whore. :(
*beams* Besides, Harem girl, I can't take you word
for that. Your duty is to please me, eh?
Heheh. Egoboosting is always good though,
cheers to you.
kingmeng:
Whoo~ At least I know you're reading!
jinxed_life:
I rather be pragmatic lah, I won't be able to
enjoy glory. It won't pay the bills it won't get
me laid. Even if it did, it wouldn't stop STDs from
infecting me, because of my promiscuity. :(
Heheh.
sb:
What? That I rock?
Haha.
So how's work all these while?
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