Sympathy for the toilets.

Crying buckets of tears won't help.
Neither would snivelling, for the entire house to hear.

Very simply, save you self pity for the toilets.
NOBODY'S coming to sweep you off your feet,
your dreary life isn't ever going to improve.

Face it, you're stuck in the pits and nobody's coming.
Cry yourself blind, cry yourself hoarse.

We'll whoop-dee-doo, delightful we'll carouse,
while you weep at our feet, so sad and so bleak.

We'll clap and we'll cheer at your misery, you'll despair.
Never doubt the lessons you've learnt through the decades
through time, for very simply you've tried and yet never learnt.

Nobody's coming.
You'll die, sad, pitiful; alone.

So why don't you make the best of things,
and suck up your tears, your self-pity won't bring delight
to your years. Instead, rejoice, friend in the little things in life,
with your friends and your family, let the love spread around.

Take no heed of material goods, for sooner or later,
by decay of time, you may weep buckets for them,
but they'll still leave you alone, when you're old.

Take heart in your love and forsake all your cares,
for friend take it from this 15 year old, you'll do much better
no matter young or old.

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And so, after such a very long time, I've going to feature another
blog babe; rejoice and cheer in merry making my dears. For another
fair maiden has come and so graceful her prose.

Her Name? LeRaine Eleanor Hendrik bet you've never heard that
moinker before. Her eccentricities you'll forgive for her intricacies
will far surpass.Let her name ring loud and clear, go read her blog
FAST!

And just so you know, she makes me feel very inadequate as a man.
Take this delightful little post, Mungnen Mating Calls INDEED!
I always thought I was a virtuoso at the fine art of the English
Language and its intricacies, but her command of it it's pawns, puts
mine far to shame. How one as humbled as I could ever wish to
compete, is far beyond my wildest fantasies.

Instead, lets' look past that fact and acknowledge that she finds this
blog a joy-or at least, worth her time to read- and that one could
only hope to reward her for her time, by linking her up as a blogbabe.


Now that's done, I'm going to have to fulfill my promises to feature
several other bloggers; but my the muscle in my head grows sore.
So instead, I beg for your leave, so I may depart and explore the
wonderful tomes of knowledge that'll bore; so that I may fair well
in stormy weather against the monstrous entity, simply known as
the 'O's.

Your Personality Profile

You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant. Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle. You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs. For you, comfort and calm are very important. You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection. You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.

The World's Shortest Personality Test

Fair Weather!