So let me tell you,
Limpeh won't be getting A1 for Engrish,
you bastards who keep on screaming A1 in Limpeh's face,
Nabeh Cheebye.
I tell you, if I really don't get A1, I'll go burn each and everyone
of your houses. Because Limpeh has already said that he fucked
up for composition
(although it seems quite a number have similarly written out of point)
which is nahbeh cheebye depressing enough already, without you
maggots telling me shit I don't know.
Kaobeh.
I know Mrs Yeo will Pole Dance and treat the class to Pizza,
and if my ego sounds slightly bloated when I say this;
I know I'm among if not one of the best in School at EL.
But Limpeh want to say that unless by some freak of nature,
or if the examiner in Cambridge is some desperate and horny
chick; who'll get so aroused by my name that she decides to award
me an A1, I'm not getting a fucking A1.
So please hor, limpeh got enough already.
Shut The Fuck Up lah.
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This has been a really screwed up and fucked up attempt
at a rant. I've also attempted to write this in broken English.
Unfortunately, the only thing that I've managed to do is to
use the word 'Limpeh' and swear excessively. Fuckanathan lah,
neither here nor there. Kaopeh. Forgive the rant.
21 comments:
i tink horx, moi compo i will get A2 nehx! whoo hoo! xD op cos i neber use tish type of engruish la. duh.
Is that what you were thinking when you got C6 for prelims?
*high fives with you*
My chances of an A1 has dwindled to some cesspool of failure.. All because I didn't have enough time for completion/I wrote something about 'Marriage' in a rather odd direction, rather than in the Catherine Lim typecast.
haha prelims i merely wanted to scrape through. i was like riding everyday and skipping sch? in case you didnt notice..
nna:
Oh well, hopefuly everyone else screws up man.
Hopefully.
adriel:
Man, I didn't know you needed to attend lessons
and study to get an A1 for English.
I sure as hell didn't and I was only the best EL student
in the Entire Cohort. :(
I find myself fervently wishing that some sad, ignorant ching-chong people wrote an idealistic story about how much they lurb their zhuzhu la0po/dardar and want to marry him/her, inadvertently committing essay-hara kiri and simultaneously, a true act of heroism. i mean, if they're going to dumb everyone else down by simply existing, they might as well come in handy, right?
i was more towards refering to the effort i put into my prelims. Paper 1 i wrote crap, in fact, i even forgot what i wrote, paper 2, summary i didnt bother. Just lifted here and there.
BUT for O lvs..haha..of cos different la, summary for the first time in my life i actually wrote a draft first. hahahaha xD
anyway, u are not going to fail, cant say u WILL get an A1, cos i didnt read your essay, but i'd say, have more confidence man! =D
Ah... tell ya smnth bout my sec4 life.
I skipped school 2-3times a week last year. Heh. It was really fun cause I didn't get to do anything.. Plus, all I did in school was to catch up with my beauty sleep. HEHE. Nothing to be proud of but... You're a good good student compared to this pontang queen. ;)
Good luck for emaths p2. (:
Cheers!
adriel: I thought if you were good enough at English, it should be rather effortless to spin out something fantastic?
a typical week for me in sec4 was, monday and tuesday, boring, most probably not going to sch, wed, high chance of gg as its pretty much a slack day..thur and friday depends on my mood. hehe.
so i failed in my attendence in term 1,2,3 and pretty much of term 4. haha.
and hejin, to answer ur qn, all that was on my mind was to finish up the paper and go home. =)
le raine:
Lol.
Is there any doubt why I featured you as a blog babe?
Becca:
JIE JIE!
Yay! Haha. With your reassurances...
I'll try not to be too optimistic though.
PaT:
VERY VERY EASY! Whooooooooo~
Wah lau, no fair. You're STILL headed towards university. :(
Hejin:
Damn right!
One up for the babes!
adriel:
Weak defence, biaatch.
I was down with flu, feverish drugged up and couldn't even string thoughts coherently.
Wouldn't I be in a much worse state than you?
Language isn't a tool, that you call upon whenever you desire,
it's an artform which flows through every sinew and nerve in your body.
Might as well not take the paper if that's going to be your defence, right?
PS:Read PaT's comment.
adriel:
Heheh. I'm half tempted to post your results on the blog.
But then again, chill man, eh?
PS: Don't mess with the babe, WHATEVER you do.
She belongs in a freakin' SAP school, sure as hell she's better than you.
boo hoo! im sho pathatick, yoo all are so goode in engruish. Im just a poseur trieing to act lhike i am goode in engrusih. sob sob. telle mi whart does 'elephant' mean? erm, wharts a cygnet?
Now now adriel, we didn't force you to say that right? ;)
Cheers.
pat: Yea, we didn't force him to say he was a poser! He admitted it! :D
it just amazes me when people act like that. hmm.
Oooh yea baby.
Amazing, I sure am.
:D
"Darth Sidious said...
adriel:
Heheh. I'm half tempted to post your results on the blog.
But then again, chill man, eh?
PS: Don't mess with the babe, WHATEVER you do.
She belongs in a freakin' SAP school, sure as hell she's better than you.
"
results of prelim?
woo. SAP sch. uh huh. and i didnt mess with her, or rather, them, they just decided it'll be fun to 'attack' me?
my comments looks harmless to me. not like it was ever intended to make fun of any1?
There seems to be some unnecessary antagonism going on here.
Anyway, adriel, I think it was your defensiveness that aggravated the questioners, whose replies in turn aggravated you.
Not that my 2-cents worth actually matter, of course.
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