Anal, Anal, Bastard. Yes, That's you.

Righto, if you spot me on the streets, I'd probably
be as retardedly gleeful as these 3 chums.

It's been a damn long week.
What with the end of the O levels,
midnight shows, late night wankings, encounters
with gay men, compliments from babes
(by default any SCGS girl is a babe, don't ask), job interviews with
near gay men, over eating at Marche, over eating at Carl's Junior,
under eating at Graduation, walking around the city for a grand
total of 39hours.

I've also seen my bank account drain from a hundred
and eighty dollars to a measly wait -wait lemme check-
twenty six dollars and eighty cents.

Oh, lord.

Tomorrow, I'm meeting with a couple of chicks for lunch
at Kenny Rogers no less, then I'll have to pay for the Class Chalet,
and I have to go meet up with and I'm pretty sure I've given my
word that I'm meeting up with a some other chick, I don't know when.

How the hell am I going to survive on $26.80?
*covers face and weeps*

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Housekeeping- Would you like a french maid with that?

I haven't been active on the tagboard or the comments
recently. My fault, getting a life is taking a toll on possibly
scoring through the internet. Heheh, don't worry I'm here
to make things right.

Snuggle up close, and listen up right, for little child my
tale will begin this night.

To address the NNA first and foremost;

I am not mixed blood.
I'm 100% commie flag waving Mao Tze Dong loving Chinese.
The only mixed blood is the Canton and Hokkien blood that's
flowing through my veins that's all.
Hmm, maybe I should wait till my skin clears up,
my hair grows long and then get some plastic surgery.
I'd be the next Dawn Yeo/Yang of the blogosphere, WHOOO~

Bad sadly, I'm 100% Chinese, no two ways about it.


For all the people who want to kick my ass embrace me,
yes, I'm the handsome one. As for DTSC, Eleanor, my JIE,
and everyone else who has told me I look hot. Thank the lord,
you can't see me blush. Personally I feel like I'm a scrawny
bastard who's only average looking at best. But I add the
AWESOME CHUNK OF HUNK for my ego. Besides, since certified
Babes have already said I look hot. They must be right.

I don't dispute the words of Hot looking females, not especially
on matters of aesthetical value. So yea, I AM HOT. Bow down
and beg. Heheh. Kidding lah, keep the compliments coming,
it makes this kid feel good. *beams* Oh, and Thank You M'am,
for the compliments.

Oh yea, Fanny, the hair is a result of a cheap last minute hair
cut. That's why it's all weird. I didn't take time to go groom
and I have ridiculously short hair now. That should answer your
question. As for whether I'm tanned or not? I can only say
that I used to be a hell lot more tanned 5 months prior. As for
my Prom King Nomination? Any one at the dinner could tell you,
I was shocked as hell; totally cool but shocking.


And, people who've wished me a happy birthday.
I really want to say, most sincerely Thank You; for being
cheap bastards who couldn't spend a few dollars on gifts,
instead electing to take the cheap way out by simply tagging
or sms-ing me. I mean, WHAT THE HELL man!? It's expensive
replying to all those 12 SMSes, cost me 60 cents okay? I demand
re-imbursment.

But on a more serious note, thanks.
Haha. I still have your Sms-es, and for everyone who has
wished me a happy birthday, I'll thank each and everyone of
you guys in a later blog post. Bloody awesome, you people.
Even those people who I've flipped off (literally) and still find it
in the good of their hearts to wish me a happy birthday. Heheh,
you guys are fine by me.



As for my getting laid/whether I'm sexually active/whether I'm
engaged in a relationship. I can only tell you, go listen to
Stormy Weather by Frank Sinatra. Such a sweet song.
Bah! All the hanging out with girls and none of the benefits,
does anyone question why I haven't turned gay yet?

God, there's a freaking huge NYDC MochaMisu cake in
the barfridge, just a meter away and I can't eat it. Father's
birthday cake. Bleah.



PS. Read Adrian's post on the 26th and 27th I don't know if
it's because he's The El Supremo of LEWD, The Don, or just
because he's a hell of a kickass individual. But I just can't help
but nod and agree.

Minions out there, follow my bobbing head, read on, and agree.