Teeny Emo Post. Yay!

You know, I could approach this in either one of two ways.
I could fucking cry about how much shit I've gotten to because of
females out in this blog and bitch about why we should all kill females and turn gay,
or I could just take it like a man a suck it all up.

Weeping at night, when I'm sad and all alone, in the cold, dark, night.

Now I think I'm going to adopt the latter, I don't want to be converting any
straight men into gays. Not that I have anything against gays. Gays are cool man,
you want to go engage in anal sex and hand jobs? Not my problem man.
Generally, gays are much cooler than straight men though, they know when to chill,
where the best bargains are, and are more or less in the know-all about the latest fashion
trends.

Gays are cool. As long as they don't start staring at me, while I'm peeing or
start slapping my ass, you guys rock.


But d'you want to know who sucks?
Self-righteous people who've morality issues.

You can't preach to me about eating in the library, if you're
going to fucking fondle another female's erogenous areas in the library- right after
telling me off for eating.

Yea. I remember you, Fat Bastard from Kranji Secondary School and Loose Lady from
Fuhua Secondary School.
Yes, you two, who were busy feeling each other up at Jurong East Reigonal
Library on 29/9/05 between the time of 3PM-4PM just beside the toilets
right in full view of the public.

And no, Fat Bastard, denying that you were stroking her thighs (to put it nicely)
and her breasts won't work. Simply because you can't beat females when it comes to
self righteous indignation who're equipped with phones capable of taking videos.

Yes, that's right, there's evidence. A video of you two sleazy couple.

You know, actually I have nothing against public displays of affection,
holding hands, a quick hug here and there, maybe a kiss of two and doing so
in the library?

No problem man.
It's convenient, safe and cheap. It also ensures that the female wouldn't be taken advantage
of. I mean, personally, I know people who've locked lips in the library before and hey,
that's all cool and such man. At least they're discreet.


But you know what really does it?
What crosses the boundary of displays of affection
to simply b-grade pornography?

When two students from Kranji Secondary School and Fuhua Secondary School
start DRY HUMPING each other. In full view of everyone in the immediate vicinity.
I mean, right in the next shelf, there was already 3 girls and 1 guy,
one of whom you had just told off FOR EATING IN THE LIBRARY, and there must've been
what? 20 people who would've been subjected to your bad side show.

I mean, seriously man. D'you know how hard it is to try and teach *ahem* Sexual Reproduction
to sec 2 girls without someone actually DRY HUMPING less than a metre away,
not even attempting to be discreet?


And yes;
Dear Fat Bastard from Kranji Secondary School and Loose Lady from Fuhua Secondary School,
I was that loser in the Red T-shirt, trying to coach a couple of Uniformed School Girls.
If you still remember me, heheh. Good on you.

And if any teachers from Kranji Secondary School and Fuhua Secondary School are reading
this. Please man, I know that people my age are having sex and all that, humping madly
like rabbits crap. But hey, could you at least teach your students a little bit of discretion?
I mean, my school may be the lousiest in the vicinity of Fuhua Secondary School,
but hey, at least our students practice some discretion when they want sexual pleasure.

You know, if you guys really want to dry hump, GET A ROOM.

Fat Bastard from Kranji Secondary School and Loose Lady from Fuhua Secondary School,
you guys should be glad that my computer refuses to accept any files from my phone
via the blue-tooth uplink. Because if it did, I would've gotten that video and put it
on the net for all the 70 readers who visit this blog daily.


There's just something really disgusting about a Fat Bastard with oily
skin, who doesn't feel any shame dry humping his chick in public.
Even after numerous people pointing and giggling at them.

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And, there's something really wrong about a chick sending you messages
such as these on the Handphone.

"Why eh? Wanna join us? Hey next time after all our
exams, i intro u to my siblings."

"Of course la :) they know u:) they juz never see u before."

"Huh? Wat disappoint them ? I talk about u wat."

Riiiiiiiight.

I don't know if it's just me or it's just the fact that a chick
is talking about me to her siblings feel incredibly weird.

And of course, I promptly cut off communication with her (gently of course) after those
few messages. I don't know, I don't talk to my siblings about my any chick friends* that
I may have and the prospect that her family knows about me is just scary.
I mean, I don't want to be accused of leading her on, man. What if her brother's
like 7 foot tall and beefy?

Shit, I'd shit in my pants if he comes after me for 'toying' with her baby sister, man.
I'm a pacifist** okay? I don't believe in solving problems by violence.

But damn, one has to wonder, with all the sitting around on my ass that I've been
doing. What have I been doing right man? I've just got to discover that secret formula.
People, I don't make the rules. Heh, but if this sorta shit continues happening,
you MUST SEE why I've got such a bloated ego.

It's not my fault!




*Apart from this one girl, who my parents know as 那女孩 which has lead to my parents constantly heckling me with 黄义达's 那女孩对我说 Fwhah! I wonder what would happen if I bring home a pregnant chick and told them that it's 那女孩 . Hmm. Any volunteers?

**Untill it comes to people smaller than or roughly the same size as me***. Then I'll take you on just fine, bitch.

***Roughly 3/4s of the Singaporean Male Populace. Although I have to admit, in terms of weight, I'm kinda fly weight.