Ocean Breathes Smelly.
When Your Son Has Sex,
You Will See Him Buy Condoms,
That I Promise You.
Poorly done Haiku. But nevertheless, Haiku.
Perhaps, I should start buying condoms and leaving them
around the house. Then I'll see how my mother starts reacting.
Anyone got lobang on cheap condoms?
8 comments:
one fine day some eccentric 'vibrating condom salesman' dude approached 2 of my 13 year old friends and tried to sell some vibrating condoms..well they were not interested then the dude gave them 2 normal condoms-on the house. *shrugs*
you'll get free condoms when you're in NS, heh.
Vibrators? LOL... Hahahaha... I can't imagine what would the girls think of if they look at American size... LOL... =x
adriel:
Oh dear, that's NEVER happened to me.
Don't I look like I'm interested in SEX!?
Bastards. Heheh.
daniel:
Wah piang eh!
Serious? To use on who, eh?
Fanny:
I was very bored.
I had to sound smart, at least.
Forgive me, will ya?
jerryboy:
Filth. Corrupting. Mind.
GAH! Lalalalalalala.
dathsid's on a laying spree.
haha, that was hilarious, Fanny.
darthsid: for use on the unfortunate boar you might come across during your jungle treks.
nah...they give you condoms for your overseas deployments in Taiwan, Thailand etc. Don't want you to bring their diseases back.
daniel: uh huh...seriously?!
Cheap condoms? Dude, pay for the quality. Remeber the article in which people actually PAID to have their *ahem* toys sent over?
Adriel: I really wonder, how do they get the condom to vibrate without an internal battery pack. Even more, why use a vibrating condom for sex? One can wank with it. LOL
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