We're All Cool.
If not, stop acting like you're cool.
Because cool people are self-assured,
sit back and laugh at people like you who
try to act cool.
The matter of fact is, if you're sad lonely
and can't even suceed socially in School,
what more right do you have to assert yourself
as someone who's cool?
Accept the fact that you're lonely and stand proud;
proud of the fact that you're an outcast and a loser
and stop trying to ascertain otherwise.
You sad, haughty little bitch.
Look around as your facade is shattered.
So, are we cool?
We ARE cool right?
If not, stop acting cool.
Here's some tips for you.
It's one across the street,
not one down the highway.
One of these would help!
Alternatively, check out Maddox's sweet post on how to die
in the most awesome of ways.
Some family bonding:
Father(reading the news): Whoa. Some motorcyclist got killed by a falling street lamp!
*Dinning table falls silent*
Me and my Father: *Breaks out in 30 seconds of boisterous laughter getting dirty looks from my mother*
So yea, at least if you die in a completely awesome way,
you'll get featured in the news, and me and my dad can have
a good laugh, yea?
Man, I love my sense of humour.
So, are we cool then?
We're cool right?
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Man, and I just found out that I'm not as indecent as
I would like to be.
How fucking depressing is that?
If I continue shunning females like this,
I think I'm going have to callous my hand for a very,
very long time.
6 comments:
Manly suicide is...
Slashing your wrists with great abandon and dying from blood loss - immediately.
Manly suicide is NOT...
Slashing your wrists in the most ever-so-careful/artistic fashion such you can post a new 'picture' on Friendster. Then captioning it with angsty phrases like "wAtAsHii em0 kiid dEhhhx".
Yeah. I got my inspiration from MoT and Maddox. They rule.
NNA:
Cheers. Heheh.
Maddox rules, what more can I say?
PS. Any emokids who want to commit suicide, come look for me lah. I live 12 stories up, I'm sure your death will be awesome. LOL.
And don't forget Museum of Twits, too!
You are so going to be a candidate for "Grim Apprentice". Looks like you'll make a good right hand man of The Grim Reaper! *watches some emokid falling off the edge of your flat* O__O
I don't want to be cool or calm. Also, I laugh when I see people being rejected by others. And I think that death is classy(like the Joker. He thinks that death is an artform). It's almost like an art. Except of course when it happens to people I know.
Am I mad?
nna:
Heheh.. *cheers*
If only, but I'm abit freaked out when things get gory man.
That's a little something I'll have to work on.
sb:
Well, at least you have no pretensions about who you really are, eh?
That makes you bloody cool in my book.
Hmm. Fellow comic book afficionado? Joker is just about the baddest villian there
ever was. Sweet.
You're not mad.
The world is. We enlightened fools will rule the world one day.
I'm flattered to know that you think so highly of me. Also, I read more of Japanese comic books than of American ones. And it's better not to be known as a ruler. Better to hide behind the scenes and let someone take all the blame and flak.
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