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Friday, September 30, 2005

Sian Char Bor.*

'Aiyar... Never mind lar, go with your Father to The Company's annual BBQ..'

'No. Don't want!'

'Go lah, please? You can help me keep an eye on him, whether he's drinking too much
that sort of thing.'

'You know his boss serves Premium Sake? I'll drink more than him!'

'Drink lah, just go and keep and eye on him.'

'Don't want!'

'Aye, you can go sian all the pretty girls there lar, nevermind!'

'I don't want to go sian char bor!'
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And to reiterate her point,
she took me out to get hair styling products.

This is rape.
Bloody used as one would a whore,
I feel so empty.

*Shudders* *Weeps*

I'll go clean up, dress my best and put on a plastic smile then.
I'll drown my sorrows in Premium Sake.

*Weeps*



*Sian Char Bor=Bluff Girl, with intent of getting booty.
Sian meaning bluff, Char Bor meaning girl/woman/female.

15 comments:

R2D2 said...

Is it really that bad?

Darthsid said...

suspiciousbastard:
When you have to sacrifice time that
can be spent with females you don't have to sian it is.

*weeps*

R2D2 said...

Ah. But you can get more cha bos to spend tme with. Then you'll have a harem.

Darthsid said...

Oh.. Harem.

Ah, Harem.
That's the key.

Harem.
Mmmmm....

Anonymous said...

LOL

Who's the mother here?

Darthsid said...

Meh. I just have a very, very
cool mother loh.

Heheh!

Wt said...

MSN's cocked up, my bloggers cocked up. And now the spotlight has shifted from Sid to me. How much better can the day get?

Darthsid said...

t.h.y.:
Bleah. Chill dude..

Wt said...

Nah, I kinda like the attention, although having to converse in a place like this is a little annoying...

Darthsid said...

t.h.y.:
Naa. I would much prefer that we go out and meet those flamers face to face,
and beat the shit out of them.

But then again, that's one of the pitfalls of the internet, eh?
Anonymous bastards can run free.

You can't grab irritaing idiots by the scruff of the neck and kick their asses.

Wt said...

O yea...you read the one about me failing english just cos i dont use caps? Heh, imagine that coming from someone who cant even get his grammar right...dumbfucks...

JS said...

Going for annual parties are the best for flirting. Hahaha... It's better still if you can get them out to clubs. Hot babes!

Darthsid said...

becca:
Bleah! No hot chick is going to serve me.:( She'd either be freakin' daring
or just plain weird. Hmm.. Now then, if she was bloody daring...

jerryboy:
Meh. I don't want to flirt.
Not now anyways.

JS said...

You don't have to good looking nor stylish in order to attract those girls. Just know how to entertain them and say the right things.

Darthsid said...

jerryboy:
Heheh. I have no need to man.