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Monday, September 12, 2005

Kissing=BAD

No kidding.

Straight from the lion(ess)s' mouth.

'Didja Kiss?'
'Naaa.. I don't like it.. It's tiring.'

Well, that's certainly thrown a wrench into my plans.


The worse part?
This, from a bonafide chick, after I've helped her get back together
with her boyfriend.

I'm then, informed that
'Kissing is tiring...'

Shit, no wonder I've been a chaste little boy for all this 4 years,
despite my innate sexiness and wildest attempt to get some,
whilst people in the school have been humping away wildly,
like rabbits in heat, what with the legal age lowered down to 14.

Shit, no more tom foolery, no more mamby-pamby
'I love yous'
no more star gazing or spending money on dates?
It's take it straight to home base now, is it?
Bah!

No wonder the people in the Acad and Tech classes are scoring
so much more easily then the studious Express class nerds.
Shit, we've been brought up on the wrong philosophies and ideals.
We've been bloody romantic fools all this while!
When the shorter, quicker and far less painful alternative was present right
in front of our eyes.

Brothers in the Express stream; We MUST band together!
How else would the guys in 4A score? Heheh..

No wonder I never score.
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Note: Work of a tired and hormonal teenage mind and completely lacking
in quality or class, trading them instead, for loud, obnoxious crass.

Ignore it if you must.

And, no. I am not that horny.
Really.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you're.. hormone-channel-challenged. It's not always the pr0n that can help eh. :(

becca:
That is one heck of a disturbing thought, I'd say..

Anonymous said...

We nerds look for quality not some fat girls with fat boobs and butt.
By the way... whoever the girl is must have been experiencing alot of kissing and maybe further action...DONT take second hand goods take VIRGINS

Darthsid said...

becca:
My principal!? That wrinkled old prune of 50(+)?
Naaa.. I'm afraid her husband will come around and whoop my ass.

nna:
I don't watch porn! Period.
Damn, how desperate did I actually sound?

sharkenstein:
Heheh.. Then what's all that trolling about habbo hotel?

And erm.. As for your second hand goods thang, err... No comment.