Whatever happened to:
'Geeks Get The Girls'
why has it reverted back to
'Nice Guys Finish Last'
Shit, I'm so pissed off that I could spit.
If only I wasn't such an incredibly good looking, egotistical and narcissitic
ass, I'd go ahead and kill all the losers who're attached the babes.
Na...
Instead of actually commiting a felony,
over such trivialities, I'm going to do the next best thing.
I'm going to channel my energy into:
- Getting as much tail as possible.
- Getting a sugar mamma
- Getting even more people to be enamoured by me.
- Getting people to be jealous of me
- Making people think that my life is far better than theirs, despite evidence that points to the contrary.
- Getting as much tail as possible.
thus transforming myself into another one of those rich bastards who couldn't
care less about anything other than getting tail.
I'd become a fucking god, I'd party all day and screw all night.
I'll lead a reckless life and die at the age of 35, where I'd have rivalled
Cassanova at screwing around.
Comfortably Numb heheh, imagine the possibilities,
rich bastard who's horny as hell in a world of clue-less losers
and superficial bimbos?
Sweet heaven.
If I could've done things One More Time I'd have done things
freaking differently man, instead of bankrupting myself on books/comics/gaming/geek culture,
I would've spent the amount of pretty-ing myself up.
Damnit.
Nair' mind, Love Rhymes With Hideous Car Wreck, sooner or later
the babes will ditch the losers, and by then, I'll be waiting.
Afterall, Geeks are much smarter than your average jock.
Shit, I'll take my philosophy Around The World, and make moolah
by being a motivational speaker for all the other geeks who're like me,
and have had to put up with losers getting the hot chicks all the time;
Then having these hot chicks come up to the geeks for advice on relationships.
Shit, do we look like bloody anchors to you?
I'm so pissed that I could spit; No, I'm so pissed that I could
go propose to that rich old lady who's been winking at me.
4 comments:
You want marry an rich old hag?
Wow, not bad...
I guess that old hag would love to have you...
why do guys go for babes?
what's your definition of a babe?
I don't think it'll ever be your turn get a babe because:
1. In terms of Economics, the supply(babes) is DEFINITELY less than the demand(guys,boys,losers,geeks&freaks). Therefore, You'll be one of the last to get one. Cause, losers get them first.
2. By the time, when you can't contain your hormones anymore and have to kick some arse.... Sillypore would be infested with ailen-looking female specie.
3. There are too many loserish guys in SG. So by the time you register this in your head that babes aren't worth it, you'll turn into an ugly old man with no teeth. And, babes would cease to exist. There would be robots to shag instead ;)
(:
Oh, I wouldn't worry. If you're truly a younger version of me, babes will fall like dominoes for you when your time comes, heheheh.
tshyyw:
Why not? She'd be menopausal, which means I wouldn't have to engage in any hanky-panky with her,
she'd have plenty of money to finance my crazy schemes, she'd have plenty of money which I'd use to pretty myself with, and with that amount of money I'd be able to fool around with hot chicks my age; why not?
pat:
Wah lau eh. Demoralising can?
Ahh.. Screw it, this is the reason why I need to marry a rich old lady,
so'd I become one of those callous rich bastard play boys. =)
And as for robots? *Spits* I'd rather wank!
adrian:
Late nights+long hours=Drained mojo.
Not anytime soon, not anytime soon..
With the charm turned off, pfft.
Perhaps 3 months later, I'd regain the form I had in the first quarter.
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